me and the gals-morgan and nicole
me and the gals-morgan and nicole
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: devin. or at least now it is.
Birthday: 10-05-89
Birthplace: south fucking jersey
Current Location: between a rock and a rock getting paid us much as people who break rocks with other rocks
Eye Color: blue and green
Hair Color: orenge
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: irish/scottish/native american/spanish/german
The Shoes You Wore Today: timberlands that havent been new since 1996
Your Weakness: raw fish and good women
Your Fears: i fear fearing nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: white pizza with broccoli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: fucking graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i am ot at liberty to say
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh fuck me in a goat ass, i over slept
Your Best Physical Feature: are you sure you want me to answer that
Your Bedtime: when im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: somebody once upon a time
Pepsi or Coke: tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: singles
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: earl gray
Chocolate or Vanilla: mocha
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee only if i made it
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: i do sing but i cant sing worth a good goddamned
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: you could say that
Do you want to go to College: rotc college
Do you want to get Married: what are you proposing
Do you belive in yourself: i have my convictions and i apply to all of them
Do you get Motion Sickness: iron stomach
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: yes, aside from the smoking
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i diddly do
Do you like Thunderstorms: affirmative
Do you play an Instrument: "banging on a trash can, drumming on a street light."
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes i mos certainly have
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: negative
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: thank god and all of his disciples no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: thank god and all of his disciples yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: my life is on stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: all kinds of crap
Ever been Drunk: never been sober
Ever been called a Tease: on more than one occasion
Ever been Beaten up: it happens
Ever Shoplifted: a couple few times
How do you want to Die: "in more recent news a young new jersey boy fell to his death this morning when he step out of his hot air balloon to admire it from a far
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: basce and ireland equally
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: middle of the road
Height: tall enough
Weight: over 100
Best Clothing Style: clothing is like speed limits. optional
Number of Drugs I have taken: minimal
Number of CDs I own: as many as you want
Number of Piercings: is there a face under here?
Number of Tattoos: keep it classy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: take no stock in regrets. it has already hapened. stop living in the past.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!im done with it. you assholes already know me. but take a look...
bridget- she is an artist. she is art. but most important in the eyes of the beholder, she is mine. i meet the girl at a walgreens and her very presence brings me to get a job there. there is something about a flower that can make you want to touch it, make you want to smell it, but with a flower you have choices. you can give it a gentle stroke, tease the sences with its valor and leave it where it be. or, as would the kinder of wandering souls, you could pluck it from its brow, and keep it to ferment their homes and souls until its song has been sung. but this girl, this flower, there is no choice. there is no leaving her be. there is only to take her, take in her sent and try to breath her all in. she is what was is meant by the epitome "one and only." she is my last laugh. my flower that i took to tease my sences. my artist.
megmeg friendid=15635126-she rubs me the wrong way"devin"*rub,rub,rub*. have you ever had a friend that quite simply rocked your world? have you ever had a friend that you told everything to on your first hang out? have you ever had a friend that you loved more than your own blood? this is that friend for me. she will never understand how important she can make one silly little kid with a mop top and a pack of reds feel. she is what is spoken of in so many songs. she is a drug that wont kill me. she is my afrodesiac. she is everything i dont like about the world rolled up into one pretty little package. shes whiny, she smokes too much pot, she wears uggs on a hot day, she thinks scrubs is a good show, and she listens to every pop rock band i hate, and i could not love her more for it. i am tired of people i agree with. give some change. give me some realism. GIVE ME MEGMEG OR GIVE ME DEATH.
bill friendid=18786820-HOOWAH mothafucka. this dude can take out a tank with his left testicle. and coming from the upper darby livestock that sort of thing is to be expected. hes army bound and dilligently waiting to fuck up some insurgents. and god bless him too. ill see you out on the sands, brother.
nicky friendid=13539430-sometimes i can make this girl squirt piss just by showing up at her house. shes actually sitting bahind me right now. but shes the picture perfect girl. not youre 36, 24, 36 but a genuine kind of girl that has the sort of man burps that are so potent that your little chickie friend might be inpregnated. shes a friendly friend of my ninja in a half shell, megmeg. appearantly she was sweating my nuts all through eigth grade but we all the story thats going to lead to. any way, shes the shit, the hershey squirts, the klingons around uramus(startrek jokes are really difficult to fit into writing but where theres a will theres a phazor set to stun. she is one the best friends that i could have, and i dont think she really knows that. love her to death.
murphy friendid=36248926-if you ever want anyone to be so drunk that you they blow while youre about to go fight a bunch of people, become good pals with this guy. but really, hes the greatest.
frank friendid=16122673-there was a great man that once told me that 'you were not placed on this earth for yourself. you were placed here for those around you. you are here for those who love you, and for those that you love. you have the responcibility to stick around for those people because they so freely gave their love to you and you have no right to squander it away. " frank pavaloc was such a man with such false morals. he didnt seem to think that it applied to him. maybe he did everything he needed to do in this world, except for live for those loved him. frank killed himself on march 13th, 2007.
i love you, frank. erica loves you. everyone in A-school loved you, and you squandered that love away. it was ride or die with you and me. but we wont die together. hope youre happy, where ever you are now.
glenn(kile)allen naugle friendid=11219626-glenn is the man. i met him through danielle and now we work and go to school together. he gets the finest dro...that i cant smoke. hes like an older brother that didnt beat me up when i was younger. there is nothing more chill than hanging out with this kid burning cigarettes and falling asleep on his couch. glenn is probably one of the funniest guys ive come to meet. a real prop comic. life has been more fun with glenn around.
barry friendid=114994581-i cant forget my bear. this man is a beast. he has the kind of alcohol tolerance that is normally reserved for 40 year old men in a dead end job and a sexless marriage. barry is my heterosexual life mate. i havent seen this guy in so long. i miss you barry. "riverside, born and raised. on the drug seen is where spends most of his days. wed sit back, relaxing macking on kool, shooting an eight ball outside of the school. and all of the guys who were up to no good, would make all sorts of trouble in the neighborhood. gets in all kinds of fights, but robocunts beware, because he aint goin anywhere near fuckin belare. whistled for the cops and when they came near, threw whiskey their face and than run for the hills. if anything i can say that this man is weird, but instead i call him brother. hes my main man bear." alright, that was my attempt at a fresh prince parody incase any one didnt catch it. but barry is the coolist fother mucking bon of a sitch that i will ever know. a real man and a guitar hero to boot. love you b.
lauren friendid=17756349-this sweet cherry pie here is my sister, assholes. stop augling. any way, this is the single greatest person in the world because because we share the single greatest bond. we both came from our father's balls. when i think about it, our mothers really only did nine months of guest work. at any rate, i am so lucky for having this girl in my life as my sister, as my friend, as all time buddy. i love love love my sister.
chelsae babe friendid=6536215- this is my unrequited homosexual love. she is by far the king of all that which does not suck. a bruskie bruiser. alcohol abuse to this girl is vomiting up what you drank. at a bar, she would order a glass of water to throw in some guys face just so she wouldnt have to waste any whiskey. i have said before that i am a lesbian trapped in a males body, but its a real kick in the dick to know that i am only a Y chromosome away from being date-able. but even in the worst of the worst, the thickest of shit, the emptiest of wallets, i will always have a chelsae to drink with, when ever we finally get to drink. muchos grandes mi amor, chica.
melodie friendid=11606533- if there was ever a prettier girl to stand at just south of five feet, melodie surely would have killed her and ate her. she doesnt do competition. well, come to think of, linsdey is pretty cute, but ive never seen lindseys left nipple. at any rate. melodie is AWESOME and she will fuck you just miles of up. fond memories of smoking at school, getting drunk and making a PSA about not drinking, or just plain getting yelled at by jess because i am "disturbing people who are actually trying to graduate" this broad is fun-diddly-un.
jill with a J friendid=6149455- one day not too long ago, jill and i were sitting outside in the smoking section when i looked over at her and it was like witnessing the second coming. i noticed that jill is absolutely beautiful. i was sitting next to a brunette bomb shell. i even told her. "you know, jill, i just kind of noticed that you are really pretty." she laughed at me. but that stuck. it wasnt like she was having a particularly good hair day. shes just pretty. but let me put my wood away for a minute and tell a little bit about this girl. she is one of new yorks finest. apparently i have been going to school with this broad for years but fuck me if i ever took the time to notice. i didnt even know she existed until four months agos when she came to BCA. jill if you end up reading this, im still taking you to great adventure at some point in the summer. you know why, because i said i would. and because you are one of my best friends. you are a real person. you get it. so fuck it. fuck everything. live with what you got and if what you got is shit than live with shit. no reason to make mountains out of mole hills. do you, jill. you know it as well as i.
