[mandie pants]™

this is me. take it or leave it.
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i'm weird, but it's why you love me
well, the name's mandie, but all the cool kids call me mk or MANDIE PANTS. if you didn't already know that, well you're pretty fucking stupid. &if you think i'm mean or rude for saying that, then you obviously don't know me very well.
anyways...on with the about me crap.
♥ i'm outspoken as hell, &i really couldn't give two shits what anyone thinks about me. i am who i am &you either love me or hate me. your decision really. i always have a facial reaction before a mental or vocal reaction. i can't help it honestly. it's one of those things i hate about myself, but sometimes it can be pretty darn funny.
♠my friends are better than yours. i hate to break the news to you, but it had to be done sometime. it's the truth so deal with it. they are the greatest people on the freakin planet &without them, my world would be extremely dull. they never fail to make me smile/laugh each &every day, &it doesn't get any better than that folks. i love them more than life itself, &if any bastard ever tries to hurt one of them again, i'll shoot them in the face. they are the most amazing people ever &i dont know what i'd do or where i'd be without them. got it?
♥ my two best friends in the whole world are staci &aaron, whom both live in completely different states. even though they're so far away,my friendships with them have stayed strong. i love them more than life itself. my other best friend is jordan k! &she lives in pc! i miss her crazy ass so much sometimes, but its always great to get a random drunken phone call from her at 3 in the morning JUST to tell me about the tribe. [i still have that voicemail bitch! aha.]
♠i'm random, sarcastic, &i really could care less what you or your momma thinks of me.
♥im probably the biggest dork on the face of the planet, and im not even kidding. i say what i want, i do what i want, &i am who i am. if you can't accept that, then you might as well just leave me alone. i'm a doofball. just a complete &total doofball. i can also be really clumsy. like, i'll spill things or drop things. i'm only human folks, so you're just gonna have to learn to love me for it.
♠i laugh at the stupidest jokes ever, and i cant tell one to save my life. [even if ive heard it a million times.] i cant tell a story for anything....1]because i just plain suck at it and 2]i usually go off on a tangent.
♥i work at VECTOR, at the montgomery branch. i just started there &i absolutely love it already. if you know me, you know i worked at that fucking shit hole they like to call kmart for entirely too long. i will never, and i repeat never step foot in that store ever again. so this job pretty much just blows kmart right out of the water, for sure.
♠i have the most random thoughts ever, and i will voice them out loud. you can ask anybody, and i promise you, theyll verify that. ha. i also have the weirdest dreams ever, and im not afraid to tell you about them. ESPECIALLY if youre in them. i think i once had a dream that my friend terrence was in a sword fight with barney, and barney almost stomped his ass. im almost always a happy person...that is unless someone pisses me off. then, you really really dont want to fuck with me.
♥i absolutely HATE being bored. and i mean, i hate it. ill do pretty much anything to keep from being bored. [perfect example=typing this long ass about me.] i love almost all animals, but im terrified of birds. ESPECIALLY SEAGULLS. omg, im so deathly afraid of seagulls, its unreal. my friends think its hilarious though. one time, terrence got a great kick out of watching curl into the fetal position in the floor board of the truck because a large flock of seagulls came diving at me. i was almost crying &im not even kidding. haha
♠music =love. my music interests range from adelayda to sugarland, from dashboard confessional to the cast of rent, from t-pain to the beach boys. you get the picture. i just love music. it plays a major role in my life (just like everyone else on myspace), &i honestly don't know how i would function each &every day without it.
♥i'm afraid of alot of stupid things. like, boo bahs &this creepy ginger bread man at kmart scare the bejeesus out of me. i'm also afraid of reasonable things such as height, death &heartbreak. the one thing in life that scares me more than anything is my fear that i will fail as an adult.
♠i have alot of goals in life. i'm a very determined person, &if i want something bad enough, i usually get it. but only if it's something i'm willing to work hard enough for. i plan on leaving the state of alabama as soon as i possibly can. not that i dont love each &every person in my life &that i'm not enjoying my time here, it's just not the place for me. i don't belong here &any of you who truly know me can say that this is true. i believe i'm destined to do great things &i'm ready to get out of here &begin my life. i'm ready to get out there &experience life to the fullest of my abilities. i'm scared as hell, but that's part of the excitement.
♥i'm really a simple girl. i'm content walking through a park holding hands or just playing in the rain with boxes. i love to look at the stars &i also love to watch the clouds pass over head. i one day hope to be surprised by a guy with bright pink, orange &yellow gerbera daisies. i also hope to be kissed in the rain, because i believe that's one of the most romantic things you can ever do. (i'm obviously a hopeless romantic)
♠i collect rubber duckies &i absolutely adore teddy bears &random tshirts, so if you ever wanna buy me something yet have no idea what to get, there ya go. i'm obsessed with nicholas sparks books, &any movies made from his books are the some of the greatest. i love movies. just curling up in bed or hanging out with friends &watching a movie makes me happy. i like alot of movies some of you may not have heard of or may believe to be weird. that's fine. i don't really need your opinions, cause what i like is just fine with me.
♥the simple joys in life are what really make me happy. getting a phone call from someone i care about just to say hey. having a good conversation with a cute boy. meeting strangers. helping somebody with something. spending time with my friends (whom i love more than life itself). inside jokes. rolling in the floor with my 9 dogs. playing with my 8 cats. watching the squirrels play (lol jenn). just simple things like that.
♠the one thing you can do that will piss me off more than anything is lie to me. i hate a liar more than anything in the universe. i've had to deal with enough lying in my past, i dont need to take it from my "friends". just know that i eventually hear everything &i will catch you in your lies. i've also come to be a somewhat good judge of character (i've had to deal with enough shitty people in my life to sort out the good from the bad).
♥i hope to one day live in new york &have some sort of career in advertising or pr. i also hope to one day write a novel good enough to be published.
♠well, that's pretty much all you really need to know about me. if you really want to know anything else, send a message or comment my way. :)