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United States

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a nice country, really. Just don't contradict me, or even pretend you don't love my president or so help me I will fuck you up. Have WMD's? Anything to do with 9/11 or don't at all? Doesn't matter, if I want to invade you I will. I will get your oil, so help me. Don't fuck with me. Seriously.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Um, so uh, if anyone wants to help clean up, that'd be cool . . . freedom fries? what are those? . . . Haliburton who?