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An Elephant Never Forgets

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About Me

Anything I could tell you about myself would seem I was trying to brag. If you know me, then you know what I'm like. If you don't, ask my friends. There are a few things I can tell you about myself. I run sound at my church, Community Fellowship, and was very involved in the high school group, Gap, for 5 years, although now I'm in the adult ministry full time. I love and fear God, and have asked Jesus into my heart as my personal saviour. I wish to develop my relationship with Him, and eagerly await the day I can joing God in Heaven. I enjoy romantic movies, comedies, and sci-fi flicks, and love music. I play Real Time Strategy and Role Playing games, and am totally addicted to email. Anything else?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 4/24/87
Birthplace: Chicago, IL
Current Location: Oswego, IL
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Italian, Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: Attractive girls
Your Fears: Dieing and not going to Heaven
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage stuffed pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a girlfriend, life my life for Christ
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ownt
Thoughts First Waking Up: Crap....
Your Best Physical Feature: Looks are overrated, but.... I guess my eyes.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired, usually before 10:00 (if possible)
Your Most Missed Memory: If I'm missing it, how could I remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: Of coursee
Do you Sing: By myself
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah
Have you Been in Love: I think so....
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: When I meet the right woman
Do you belive in yourself: Sure, why not?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not at all
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: On occasion
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much
Do you play an Instrument: Not a bit
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Never.
In the past month have you Smoked: Never.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not to perform
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Never
Ever been called a Tease: Would you ever call me anything?
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, way back when
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Electronics engineer
What country would you most like to Visit: Unsure
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: No taller than me
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: 'Normal', whetever that is...
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: However many, just no country or rap
Number of Piercings: Doesn't matter, but something sensible.
Number of Tattoos: Don't care.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: We all regret things.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 20%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Of the personality test
Things that are true: depressed, introverted, neat, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, cautious, takes precautions, solitary, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, heart over mind, unadventurous.
Things that are not true: needs things to be extremely clean, submissive, dislikes leadership, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, familiar with the dark side of life.
What kind of disease are you?
braindamage24:

braindamage24 is caused by sponges.
..


braindamage24 will, upon infection, cause you to become a street-mime.
The only way to cure braindamage24 is to stick your head in a microwave set to 'high.'
Name?
Here’s How I Get to Know My Friends
There are three types of questions: Free Response , Yes/No , and Pick One . I will have one of those symbols before each question. For the free response, answer the question in as many words as you want. Just answer the question. For the Yes/No, it’s a yes or no question. Put either Yes or No. For the Pick One, pick one of the choices that are in the question as the answer.
PO Do you prefer books or the movies of them? Books
PO Do you prefer to read or write? Write
YN Do you sing in the shower? Yes
FR Favorite book? Life, The Universe and Everything
FR Favorite SINGLE pizza topping? Sausage
YN Is thinking too hard a problem for you? Yes
YN Ever ditch a class (if in high school currently)? Yes (college)
YN Ever read Macbeth? Y
YN Do you know what 42 is? Yes
FR If so, what is it? The answer to the great question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
YN Ever solve a Rubik’s Cube the right way? N
PO Shoes or sandals? Shoes
PO Shorts or long pants? Shorts
FR Favorite musical group? U2
FR Favorite type of music? Rock Opera
FR Favorite season and why? Spring, it’s not too warm, not too cold, and that’s when my birthday is
YN Do you have a space heater in your room? No
FR Where does this quote come from? “Is this a dagger I see before me…?” Macbeth
YN Do you have your own computer? Yes
PO Gatorade or Powerade? Powerade
PO iPod/MP3 player or CD player? MP3 player
FR If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why? Russia, I want to see if everyone there is as dour as what I’ve read/seen
PO Dogs or cats? Dogs
PO Science Fiction or Fantasy? Science Fiction
FR Favorite author? Douglas Adams
FR What’s your idea of a perfect date? Dinner at Olive Garden, during which we gaze at each other’s eyes as we discuss various goings on in our lives, a romantic movie, then dropping my date off at her doorstep with a ‘goodnight’ and a hug, driving home happy, and thinking about the wonderful night we just had.
FR When and where do you do most of your thinking? Right before I go to sleep, in bed
FR When do you celebrate your birthday? April 24th
FR Favorite vacation memory? Coming home from Colorado, lying in the Durango, staring up into the stars when we were in the middle of nowhere. I could see thousands of them, and it was absolutely amazing.
YN Ever had a pet that died or got put down? Yes
YN If yes, did it make you cry? Yes
FR How long, on average, do you work on homework per night? 1-2 hours
FR Favorite type of candy? Peanut Butter M&M's
FR Favorite video game? Final Fantasy VII
FR When was the last time you went out on a date? About 4 years ago
YN Did you go to your senior prom? Yes
FR How often do you check your email? At least 3 times a day
YN Do you hit the snooze button at least once when your alarm goes off? No
YN Do you go to church on Sundays? Yes
FR If yes, where? If no, would you like to come to mine next Sunday? Community Fellowship
YN Do you have your own website? Yes
YN Do you watch the news/listen to news radio regularly? No
FR When is the best time to call you? After 1 p.m. but before 2:45 p.m., and then after 9 but before 10.
FR Favorite comic strip? Dilbert
PO G.I. Joe or Barbie? G.I. Joe
FR What hobbies do you have? 40,000, Inquisitor, writing
FR What’s going to happen to you when you die? I’m going to be with God for all eternity in Heaven
FR Favorite subject in school? Math
FR If you could be any piece of furniture for any person, what piece of furniture and for who? I would be a throne for God. I could have picked a great number of other things, but really, nothing else would be as eternally satisfying
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My Interests

Warhammer 40,000, Inquisitor, Romantic Movies

Which Inquisitor archetype are you?

Woo! Everyone Loves the Chris!
CHRIS
Cis forConfused
His forHappy
Ris forRomantic
Iis forIndustrious
Sis forSpiritual What Does Your Name Mean?

Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the woman that God has for me. Whoever she is, I know she'll be Christian. I'd like her to be honest, easy to talk to, someone I can have a good time with, as well as someone I can cuddle up with while watching a movie. If she's moderately attractive, that would be cool, but really, good looks are overrated. As in, they're not permanent. But if I'm going to talk about looks, the least I can ask for is green eyes.


You Are Very Honest
You tell it like it is, no matter what.
Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out.
And while some may get hurt by your honesty...
At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?
You scored as Church. You're most like Church. You are a better leader than anyone else on your team, but that's not saying much. You and another teammate hate each other because of an incident in which you were team-killed. No one on your team listens to you, even though you're usually right.

Simmons


65%

Church


65%

Tex


60%

Tucker


60%

Caboose


55%

Sarge


45%

Grif


35%

Donut


25%

Doc


10%
Which Red vs. Blue character?
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You Are 68% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices! Are You A Gentleman?

Music:

Pretty much everything, with the exclusion of rap and country. As I like to say, you can't spell crap without rap.
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Movies:

Science Fiction, Comedies, Romantic (read, Chick Flicks) (sometimes). Beauty and the Beast is pretty good, I'm not gonna lie. And Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the funniest movie I have ever seen.

Television:

M*A*S*H*, House, Law & Order (original, SVU, CI). Not that I watch a great deal of t.v. anyway.... At least, not when I have school.

I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... unique

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Books:

Basically, science fiction, as well as some fiction. Other than that, I just like to read. Or was that not the question?

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Heroes:

God, followed by my parents. And my brother.... He's pretty awesome.... And House.... Heh heh, House....

You're a Shy Kisser
You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it
And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well
You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out
But you've got plenty of intensity in return What Kind of Kisser Are You?

You Are a German Shepherd Puppy
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose. What Breed of Puppy Are You?

My Blog

Vacation photos

These are my pictures from my vacation with Stephanie's family to the Wisconsin Dells. I hope you enjoy! View AlbumGet your own...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:23:00 PST

A few good quotes

These are some of my favorite qoutes from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books.The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a th...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

Ah, engineers, always thinking practically

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for aparticularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with theseguys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"The doctor ch...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

Fizzled out

So, as some of you may have been on my famous(ish) Monday Email list, and may have noticed that I have not sent one out in several weeks, I'll tell you why. It seems to have sort of fizzled out. I j...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST

Smoke alarms and zoos (though not in that order)

Right, so.... Right. Okay, yeah, this is good. Okay, maybe not good, but it's going to be cool. Or maybe not cool, but I just feel like blogging. Or something. I just want to say some stuff. No...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

Some good old bloggery

So, I'm just trying to kill some time before I leave for work.I don't really have a whole lot to say, other than I don't want to go to work, the only place I want to be is in Stephanie's arms. I alwa...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

Some good old fashioned human stupidity

Hee hee, you have to love joke emails.THE BILL OF NO RIGHTSWe, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone getalong, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

Up at 10:00??? What the!???

I think today was about the latest I've ever slept in.  I was up around nine, but decided to go back to sleep for a bit.   I would say it's because I was up so late last night/this morning, ...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

Cooked hot dogs

So, a bunch of stuff happened. We still don't have internet at the new place, so for those of you on here that also get the Monday Email, and were wondering why it's not out yet, that's why. I've be...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:00:00 PST

Moving

So, yesterday, we basically moved the entire house. It was not, shall we say, pleasant? Twelve hours of sweating is not really fun. Still, we got pretty much everything moved, although we still hav...
Posted by An Elephant Never Forgets on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST