"People think at the end of the day that a man is the only answer [to fulfillment]. Actually a job is better for me." —Princess Diana I love to try new things. I'm known for getting my hands into everything...like rolling around on cold grass, smelling the air outside after everyone in the neighborhood has just put out their Christmas trees in the morning rain, popping into pet stores to visit the little critters, yelling "tunnel" while driving through one....I like to be outdoors, I love snowboarding, skydiving, bodyboarding, hockey (even though I suck), boxing (as a spectator of course, I'm a lover, not a fighter), wakeboarding and any games I used to play in elementary school such as dodge ball, hopscotch, and tether ball....NO FRIENDSHIPS!!!I have a pretty extensive Band-aid collection. I like cool stickers and paint markers, things that are glittery, camouflage and skulls. I'm disgustingly infatuated with pomegranites, even more when they're already peeled. I love monkeys, pretty much any kind, especially orangutans. When it's cold, I like to tuck my pants into my socks and fall asleep with my hoodie over my head.In the past my roommates have complained about my "buttblaster" & "Awesome Abba Dabbas" workout tapes but everyone seems to enjoy my Jody Watley Dance to Fitness VHS tape the best, especially my friend Kimberly ("SCRUNCH!). Let me know if you're interested in joining me for a session. I might have an extra leotard & head band for you.On occasion, I burrow myself under a cave made of pillows and blankets and watch disturbing movies. My latest hobby is animal dance interpretation & singing my own rendition of various songs & recording them on my friends voicemails.****
Someone who's not a jackass or a jerk. Anyone who doesn't mind wearing stretchy pants for fun. People who let me glue stuff to their face, shove paint in their ears and stick things up their nose. I'm very eager to meet models & photographers looking to expand their portfolios or simply trying to make some magic in front of the camera. ************************************************************ ********************************************************
I only listen to New Kids On the Block. I hate all other music, especially humming.
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The most awesome kids on the tube:****La Chilindrina, El Chapulin Colorado, El Chavo Del Ocho, El Doctor Chapatin y El Ratero Chompiras****--Why hasn't anyone come up with more shows like Bosom Buddies?--
I can't read, my mother has done my homework my whole life and she's writing this right now...we know people in L.A.U.S.D. that are high up.Some people swear I have Tourette Syndrome. I just call it spontaneous animation.
Napoleon Dynamite, Kip, Arnie Grape, Borat, Forrest Gump, Rainman and Daniel McMann, Frank the Tank, Piruris (el Piruration). Oh, & the Steve Miller Band for writing "The Joker" (This one's for all my crazy cousins). ************************************************************ *************** The Guest House _________________________This being human is a Guest House. Every morning a new arrival. A joy, a depression, a meanness, Some momentary awareness comes As an unexpected visitor. Welcome and entertain them all! Even if they're a crowd of sorrows, Who violently sweeps your house empty of all of it's furniture, still, treat each guest honorably. He may be clearing you out for some new delight. The dark thought, the shame, the malice, Meet them all at the door laughing, And invite them in. Be grateful for whoever comes, Because each has been sent as a guide from beyond. -Rumi- ********* ********* --------- Some more super heroes: