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About Me

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Hello, friends. My name is Chelsea.
I am a perfectly normal human worm baby.
You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me.
Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine
I eat food, just like you!
I have a stomach!
I like Penguins.
My new life goal is to get attacked by a shark and survive so I can be on a shark week special.
Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
"Only in Vegas can you get away with drinking at 6 am in the morning.. anywhere else.. you would be called an alchohlic..."
-Vanessa on sofias bday
Be loved but never love.
Attach but never combine
Trip but never fall.
T0 be broken is better then shattered.
Tell him of your strength but never of your past.
Be trustworthy but never trust.
Be cracked but never opened...
Nicholai James
(So METAL)
8 lbs 3.5 oz
19.5 inches long.
Born April 30th

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet a Platypus named George. ...
And Chuck Klosterman.. And Christain Siriano

My Youtube Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/P0150NxD34TH

My Blog

How to decode women.

Yes" = No"No" = Yes"Maybe" = No"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry"We need" = I want"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to"I'm not upset...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:53:00 GMT

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

This song makes me smile :)"ur so gay"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarfWhile jacking off listening to MozartYou bitch and moan about LAWishing you were in the rain reading HemingwayYou don...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:19:00 GMT

Sad strange little land...

Myspace: An addicting imaginary world online full of people who you don't or barely even know. A place full of 19 year old boys who don't own shirts and 19 year old girls who don't own pants. The most...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:20:00 GMT

.SMP.Por.Vida.

There's a point in time when you stop being friends, and become sisters. .SMP.POR.VIDA.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 22:07:00 GMT

I'm not like those other girls.

I'm NOT like those other girls. [Dearslutgirlwhosalwaysnaked:] They choose you because you're easy to come by and a quick high. They choose you in larger masses because you're safer and relenting a...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:20:00 GMT

What is a Beauty Fiend?

Beauty Fiend: 1-A girl who knows that she's not pretty like all the models on TV, but knows that she is hotter than they ever could be. A word popularized by the lead singer of My Ruin, Tairrie B. 2-...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:36:00 GMT

Halloween Pics!

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Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 23:48:00 GMT

The Epic Power Ranger Story (product of boredom)

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Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 20:40:00 GMT

The Thermodynamics of HELL

Thermodynamics of HellA thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof." Mos...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 20:34:00 GMT