playin guitar badly, getting fucked and goin clubbing, skating, skiing, reading, drawing, throwing myself off things into other things (like cliffs into the sea, or trees into bushes) making elaborate fancy dress costumes going to parties and spending a few days in charachter. drawing, blowing shit up (only if it doesnt hurt anyone), cooking and eating, lounging around in my pants, Brazil is the shit, drinking tea and coffee, pussy, missing playing with my curly dreads, going places ive never been before, cheese, exploring, animals, life.
anyone that lives in a toadstool, that likes playing with insects, or likes to fuck around and party. A talking, banjo playing monkey with a penchant for metal would also be pretty sweet. I am 74% Asshole.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
Led Zeppelin, Tool, Frank Zappa, nirvana, jimi hendrix, the mars volta, pink floyd, sublime, faith no more, velvet underground, perfect circle, Kyuss, melvins, john martyn, prodigy, bob marley, the doors, pantera, cephalic carnage, mastodon, arch enemy, in flames, all that remains, pelican, fantomas, bjork, Mr.Bungle, dillinger escape plan, the roots, ugly duckling, J5, london electricty, fingathing, Ben Harper, Tenacious D, QOTSA, Beastie boys, drum and bass, chemical brothers, breakbeat, this is gona take ages and i can't really be arsed so anything that sounds good and makes me want to sing and dance and generally make a scene. no garage or country and very very little happy hardcore(1 tune and thats only cause it reminds me of ren and stimpy), no souless bullshit or emo.
Fear and loathing in Las vegas, Akira, Battle Royale, Braindead, evil dead, leon, american histroy x, matrix(only the first one), donnie darko, chopper, jungle book, cidade de deus, heat, taxi driver, ass worship 2, fist of the north star, sin city ninja scroll, vampire hunter D2, terminator 1,2, Alien/s/3, predator, fifth element, titties and beer, taxi (the french one), la haine, il mariachi, desperado, anything by luis bunuel, and lots by pedro almodovar, Fantastic planet, 2001: a space odessy, actually most of kubrick's stuff except eyes wide crap, dune, cowboybebop:the movie, ninth gate, godfather 1/2/3, goodfellas, flight of the navigator.
magic roundabout, the moomins, button moon, tom and jerry, wil.e coyote /marvin the martian, spaced, league of gentlemen, father ted, black books, futurama, family guy, newsnight, ren and stimpy, rocko's modern life, mighty boosh
What Futurama Character Am I?
Bender
So bite my shiny metal ass!
Anything by luis de bernieres (captain correlli not so much), gabriel garcia marquez, george orwell and aldous huxley, trainspotting, the acid house, the alchemist (but none of coelho's other preachy rubbish), fear and loathing.
David Attenborough, Dr.gonzo, Jimmy Page, all my punkass friends the fucking twats. Screw you all
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 66%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 46%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 18% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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