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Jade

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About Me

First- I'll only 'approve' you if you talk to me first or i know you, and ur not a sac (by that i mean topless in every photo with a rank six pack, hiding behind a fringe in the dark at a weird angle or youre a football lasses and beer man) Second- shit bands please stop adding me, you're shit.I did Psychology and Art A2 and English and ICT AS, and Maths but failed miserably. Im taking a year out working full time at Muffin Break, I love it, everyone I work with is mint crack and I've made loads of mates with the regulars, especially the Virgin Mob next door. Have 6 weeks off work at the minute tho cause im wearing a cast and its rank so i cant work with food. Then in April me and lyndsey are going on an Eastern Eurotrip for a month, kapow! The rough route we got sorted is; Amsterdam, Prauge, Krakow, Warsaw, Transylvania, Istanbul.. lyndsey has the other half of the list haha. Then through June going on a full on Eurotrip with the boys in a minibus, cannot waaaaaaaaaaaait! In September I'll be doing BSc(Hons) Psychology at Northumbria Uni and I cant wait, this year out is turning my brain to mush. My life ambition is to have a lovely strawberry dakory in all 143 hard rock cafes in the world and live in Amsterdam or Tokyo. and have a house by the sea with my own beach and a forest.. in the middle of tokyo? we can dream
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My Interests

Psychology. Art- both doing and seeing. Music. Drinking jagermeister, stella and diesel. I love my DS and i'm obsessed with the phantom hourglass. I love driving to places with friends and making fires wooo. 'meetings' at elliotts are the highlight of my life, my friends are just the best. Im canny obsessed with jigsaws and iv got my mam and elliott hooked. Playing Trivial Persuit with Lyndsey is awesome aslong as her little brothers well out of earshot. And early morning hangover juno watching and tea drinking sesh's with lyndsey ensure that a good day is ahead, give it a blast it works. My three biggest fears: *Masks and big dressy up things. because, they might be real but no one would do anything about it cause they think its just someone dressed up. im more careful than that. darth vader walked past my work the other week i couldnt breathe. *The Angel of the North, especially in the dark. because, its guna kill me. I have to lock the doors, crouch right down and cover my eyes. its not safe. *The tops of tomatoes. because, they look like spiders. Scarier than spiders though. Probably more to do with the fact that theyre off tomatoes and i hate them. they creep up on me at work and have you seen that dolmio advert, mama mia!!What I'm really interested in is Jimmy Nizzle

I'd like to meet:

Morrissey to ask him if he's gay. I saw him last week and failed my mission, iv come to the conclusion tho after much pondering that hes just neither. And Seymore Butts, legend. Dog the bounty hunter, I want him to give me a moving speech which will change my life forever.../MORTIFIED!!../http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/g en_0.php

Music:

i love it I LOVE IT! CIV, Aus-Rotten, Gorilla Biscuits, Lifetime, Wilhelm, AgainstMe!, BearVsShark, Conflict, SetYourGoals, StrikeAnywhere, Oi!Scouts, Boysetsfire, HotCross, Black Flag, Capdown, Fugazi, CircleJerks, HotWaterMusic, Ignite, CarryOn, RighteousJams, TheDraft, CroMags, Floorpunch, CrimeInStereo, old AFI, MillionDead, Bad Brains, Municipal Waste, ReaganYouth, pmfs, YouthOfToday, StretchArmStrong, Champion, 65DaysOfStatic, FuneralDiner, ChainOfStrength, ComebackKid, Saetia, GBH, SinkingShips, Jawbreaker, Hasslehoff, NewMonkey ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Movies:

Anything to do with Tarantino and Zombie. ''Sickle'' hahahahahahahahahaha, no. Romper Stomer Trainspotting Sin City The Devils Rejects Team America Blow the Saws Spun Old School Candy Dead Mans Shoes This is England Dude Where's my car American Psycho American Beauty Donnie Darko Goodfellas Chopper Ichi the killer haha, Hostel and 2 Juno is mint go see it

Television:

Animal Docus Any docus really The Contender Porn a family business the Jeremy Kyle Show Attenborough Faaaaammiiillly guyyyyyyy Eastenders and Corrie Hollyoaks Cheaters Southpark Simpsons Twighlight Zone Futurama Dog the bounty hunter Malcolm in the middle Desperate housewives Drake and Josh- because I fancy Drake
... HOWEVER, when trying to find a picture of him on google i realised how shit his hair is and that he looks about 10. It may look like all I do is watch TV but I really dont, I prefer going on adventures.

Books:

Psychology based books. Violence by Slavoj Zizek is mint. Im reading a book on coincidnence at the minute. Womens mags, grandma gives me a huge pile of them every couple of weeks. The real life stories are canny gripping, e.g. 'I hacked off my own boobs', 'my wife shrank, then died'. Oor Wullie and The Broons have been a good read since I was about 7.

Heroes:

[JASON McLEAN is fucking mint, Schiele was fucking mint, Emin draws porn.] [Aus-Rotten lyrics.][My friends are totally awesome I love them. Lyndsey and Louise- my partners in crime. how boring life would be without my pissheads, whenever you want a drinking sesh theyre there, well lauw changed for a while but she changed back. lyndsey tho, even when she has work at 7 in the morning, good girl.][Elliott is just the best and is always up for doing something, bowling, ice skating, anything. and he looks after me :) and says things that make me feel better when shite happens. and stayed and watched me get my thumb cracked back in at hostpital haha. I love him to bits.][Sofi who knows me better than anyone and I can trust with my life- my sister from another mister.. well cousin.][Holly even tho I hardly see her i'll aaaaaaaalways love her, we went thro the teenage rebellion stage together obviously the best time of my life. and shes a challenge at msn solitaire][Zoe i fucking love you hurry up and move to newcastle u twat.][Tomas, one of my best friends and hopefully it can stay that way. and maddy, shes totally mental i love her, ''daddy man just fuck off!'']img src="http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9654/rasputinxj6.jpg " border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/ because he was fuckin solid

My Blog

got piaa decked by rajis leyyyk

Friday night me and elliott went to see Fucked Up and Set Your Goals at the Academy, then for a couple of drinking in Basement after. 11:00 walking along to the busses oposite the green minding our ow...
Posted by Jade on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:41:00 PST

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