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Marcelo José

I am here for Friends

About Me

...talking to me is like pulling teeth... which is an improvement... it used to be like trying to pull teeth through my butt... |||| ||||"...I am a helpless burning thing among other helpless burning things..." (-- Charles Bukowski)

My Interests

I am quite fond of bacon... there's something about eating the crispy-sweet flesh of our little piggy friends that makes breakfast just that much tastier.|||

I'd like to meet:

your mom, and then sucker her into thinking I'm nice, so then she cooks for me. honestly, that's what I do... I think I need therapy for it, but moms cook so well...

Music:

||"...'cause if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks: they're going to send you back to mother in a cardboard box!..." || "...is this a test? It has to be: Otherwise I can't go on..."||"You will not be able to stay home, brother" (The Revolution Will Not Be Televised).||

Movies:

..."Hot damn. I never rode in a convertible before...."..." Is that right? Well... I guess you're about ready then, aren't you?..."|||

Television:

http://eatgnomes.blogspot.com/

Books:

"...The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear..."|||"...If a man can't do any more than pimp for the woman he married, Richards judged, he might as well walk out of a high window..."|||

Heroes:

they've all proven false.

My Blog

http://eatgnomes.blogspot.com/

Why Mars sucks.
Posted by Marcelo José on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST