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HI i'm paula. well, what can i say that hasn't already been said (or has yet to be said)? I'm quiet my head is loud i like to write and i am somewhat tall and i got my hair cut last week. i like cats and whoring around on myspace and i spend my days making bagels and coffee. I'm not really a scientologist or married or good at math or a very good cook and I'm real friendly once you get past the awkward creepy me trying to appear somewhat socially acceptable. i like to count things, my favorite color right now is yellow, my boyfriend is real rad, but this isn't about him. this is about you wanting to know me, right? well, once you figure me out, let me know how i am. thanks. r"
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paula Renee Evans
Birthday: December 18,1987
Birthplace: Mt. Pleasant, MI
Current Location: somewhere near there
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: native american (odawa), finnish, welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: snakeskin boots
Your Weakness: a shy smile
Your Fears: spiders, the paranormal
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get accepted to Finlandia, maybe get a modeling contract
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: ?
Your Most Missed Memory: being obnoxious at trevor's house
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: like a banshee
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: rarely
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: in some ways
Do you get along with your Parents: not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: um does going out with your bf count as a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i don't like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i don't remember
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes but it's a long story.
How do you want to Die: painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Finland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: shortish
Height: as tall or taller than me
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: whatever fits
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many
Number of CDs I own: not enough
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none. every step i have ever taken me has gotten me to where i am now.
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My Interests

painting/making up stories/hugs/music/dan/smiles from strangers/driving/marlboro reds/fetuses/liza minelli/people watching/

I'd like to meet:

Someone who inspires me.

Music:

(In no particular order...)The Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, Thursday, Billy Talent, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cursive, Bright Eyes, Straylight Run, Ettison Clio, Armor For Sleep, Spitalfield, Hot Hot Heat, Mars Volta, Finch, Mae, ATDI, MSI, Copeland, The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Radiohead, Sigur Ros and the list will go on..........

Movies:

V for Vendetta, Secret Window, Madame X. Cabaret.

Television:

The Office. CSI.

Books:

Weetzie Bat and anything Francesca Lia Block, the lovely bones, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, the tooth fairy, a painted house, middlesex, fearless series, the secret life of bees, the color of water, milkweed.......

Heroes:

no heroes but many people who i think make my world a little more cheerful and therefore deserve a spot in this box: Steve Carrell/Twiggy/my brother/MLK jr./more to come later/

My Blog

beetle's got sick brains

once upon a time there was a girl who was so very small her fingers were like baby tree branches outstretched in your garden that you pull out, mistaken for weeds/and her eyes were big and black and g...
Posted by Baby Doom on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST

things

so dan and i went to that story of the year concert at central saturday night. well, we went to see the honorary title, not story of the year. it was alright. kinda weird. like, flying garments, float...
Posted by Baby Doom on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

cows on sterioids

you wanted it/and now i have it/i did it/for who?/for you?/i really don't know anymore/but this is what you've wanted/for me?/for you?/for so long/and i did it/and it's never good enough/i can never s...
Posted by Baby Doom on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

congested romance

i have a cold. a horrible horrible cold and all i want to do is sleep but the ephedrine or whatever in this cough syrup is keeping me awake. and to think that people actually drink this shit to get hi...
Posted by Baby Doom on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

Giant Swan

The Giant Swan's got ghosts in his wings/his guts are stuffed with polaroids/and they're all humiliating/and when the wine's drunk and the cabaret has sang its last voice/and you're sitting all alone ...
Posted by Baby Doom on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:11:00 PST

college

today i got accepted to Finlandia university in Hancock. So i'll be moving up there after christmas.
Posted by Baby Doom on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:22:00 PST

today

i woke up at 5:30 this morning to be to work at 6:30/and i was scheduled until 4/that's 9.5 hours/cuz i work for fucking nazis/i cashed my check/and upon leaving work at 4, i went shopping/i didn't bu...
Posted by Baby Doom on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:17:00 PST

oh god

i think i'm having a heart attack from the sugar. i'm dizzy. i'm a blogging whore. i just decided i'm going to get my hair cut tomorrow. oh dear god. where are my paints? i'm gonna go jackson pollock ...
Posted by Baby Doom on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

hi. i'm paula. and i'm an addict.

"hi, paula." the monotone voices of strangers sitting in semi-circle reverberate off the peeling walls. i continue, "my problem is that i am addicted. to a boy, and his name is daniel." home again, ho...
Posted by Baby Doom on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:41:00 PST

myspace.aholichs.anonymous

is there such a thing?there should bethere will be one soonjust you watch cuz poeple like mewho sometimes have nothing else to do but blog like a faggotwill lose it allwhen there is no more myspacedo ...
Posted by Baby Doom on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST