johnny castle

Most importantly, I talk with my mouth full and spend most of my time trying to attain total spiritual creaminess, while avoiding the chewy chunks of degradation.
Besides that, I think you'd like me.
I:
like anything 80's related,
am an accomplished myspace stalker,
like to get drunk and play hangman,
have zero marketable skills,
love potatoes and most potato products(Irish),
drive around a lot,
will always laugh at fart noises,
think I've finally decided what to do with my life,
enjoy crushing on random people - generally several at a time,
never take air fresheners off my rearview mirror when they don't smell anymore,
always smell fantastic - no, really,
think no one can see me when I sing in the car,
laugh appreciatively at my own jokes,
really like beer,
am an accomplished procrastinator,
like the Red Sox,
am one of the guys, but can shop anyone under the table,
have a problem with saving money,
love my hair - it's soft,
am dying to go on a roadtrip - take me with you?
am going to travel a lot,
think poop humor is funny,
dance when I eat,
dance when I'm in a good mood,
am not particulary good at dancing,
want to get a crappy apartment soon,
hate being by myself, and generally harrass everyone I know to stay/go/come out with me,
really enjoy late night food runs, or any food run really
wish I knew how to use photoshop,
admire anyone who does exactly what they want to,
thrive on fleeting infatuations,
am, regretfully, unable to lie to myself,
can't wait to screw up the rest of my time spent being a 20-something,
wish I could afford more shoes,
like to write,
am done for now.
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