I was over it all from a very young age and am much less so now.
I can just copy all this shit from my eHarmony profile, right? That's not cheating.
My favorite taste is sour, followed by salty, sweet, and then bitter. I enjoy working creatively with other people -- primarily video and music production. I write songs about the same things I wrote songs about when I was 17. I sometimes come off as an asshole but am actually quite sensitive. So, I'm probably just insecure.
I take myself very seriously and expect the same from others.
An 1860 ad in a San Francisco newspaper for Pony Express riders read:
"Wanted: Young, skinny, wiry fellows. Not over eighteen. Must be expert riders, willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred."
annuals, andrew bird, aesop rock, midlake, battles, page france, patrick wolf, mouse on mars, the rapture, sufjan stevens, spiritualized, the books, clor, franz ferdinand, junior boys, prefuse 73, underworld, jim o'rourke, four tet, papa m, the faint, low, blur, mogwai, depeche mode, plaid, russian futurists, decemberists, Morrissey. As a former computer music student I can also tolerate/enjoy that nonsense.
adaptation, american psycho, cache, clueless, delusions in modern primitivism, dogville, grey gardens, happiness, me and you and everyone we know, mulholland drive, murder by death, night of the living dead, the piano teacher, pink flamingos, the ring, stalker, wayne's world, the wicker man
sarah silverman, strangers with candy, trading spouses, football in HD.
My list of books is pretty anemic. I'm a child of the 80s, a casualty of the MTV generation...christ, I make MTV for a living; my attention span is near zero.
alice's adventures in wonderland, amazing adventures of kavalier and clay, atwood poems, boy wonder, city of glass, intimacy, lolita, my new fighting technique is unstoppable, nine stories, physician's desk reference, poe, the trial
a myspace-esque personal touch:
Tell Us About Yourself
-- A Myspace Survey
Are you
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What is your age group?
Please indicate below your condition(s) or situation (check all that apply):
Panic disorder with agoraphobia
Panic disorder without agoraphobia
Agoraphobia disorder but not panicking about it
Pictophilia
Mild megalomania
Bad Parenting
Ephebophilia
Zoosadism
I am fully recovered from my anxiety disorder(s)/paraphilia thank you
I am clearly mental but have not been officially diagnosed
What is your favorite spa treatment?
Why did you decide to come to this site? (Check all that apply)
Procrastination
Sex with 15 year old girls
Heard in a chat room might get with 15 year old girls
Check which side of face supposed to flip dyed black hair to this week
Wanted windows media player to pop up with shitty song that crashes my computer
Peer pressure
Trade my Paxil for something better
Stalk 110 lb. emo boy from band I saw last night
I look better with flashing heart wallpaper behind my naked torso than I do in real life
Is this your first visit to this website?
LOL
No. LOL!!
How did you find this site?
Internet Explorer automatically set as default
Google search for "shirtless self-pics"
Dad had it bookmarked
People talk
Heard about it on Fox news
Link in bathroom stall (Which bar/club?)
Which sections of this site do you visit regularly?
Friends' pages
Blogs
News and politics page
Coupon Corner
Job resources
STD Forum
Secret Chat Rooms
The "Dungeon"
Every day is a new adventure
Thank you very much for your time!