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About Me

I'm an egotistical and self-absorbed son of a bitch, bastard to the 3rd degree. It is safe to call me an asshole. To be in my presence would be an honor and a life altering experience all in one. ( :aktr1te)( : [email protected])

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one. If you don't know me, then it's best for it to be kept that way. For your own sake, not mine. ;).

My Blog

Midnight Survey! *le giggle*

What is the most expensive thing you've ever bought?an exploding pony. very low on supply but fairly high on demand.First car you drove?a police car. which also was my first arrest.Is education import...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 10:03:00 GMT

Song Survey (wooooo!! sexay!!!)

-----------1. Put Your iTunes on Shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!4. Put any comments in...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:39:00 GMT

Mageiricophobia...

...is a rather funny word.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:35:00 GMT

25 random things about me that you didn't know

1. I am an asshole, nice to meet you :)2. I am a cold hearted banshee3. I think it is rather hilarious when I witness a baby animal explode4. I once jumped off the roof of my house and landed on my fa...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:14:00 GMT

One morning I woke up at a Denny's...

...leaning against the window. I get up slowly but surely, with my eyes wide opened and with the most puzzled look. "What the fuck?" was the first coherent thought I came up with. First thing I notice...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:13:00 GMT

I am easily entertained

A girl asked me for my number the other night and I told her that I don't give my numbers to strangers, I only give out letters. With that, I walked away. The expression on her face was priceless.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:57:00 GMT

Edgar attends school still drunk from the night before and almost gets kicked out of class

So I wake up today, still smashed from the night before. I only had 1 hour of sleep and not enough time to sober up.  The process of looking for my clothes was like searching through a forest in ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:59:00 GMT

Edgar (ehd-gir):

Ed-gar; Noun, Adjective, Verb1. To be drunk beyond scientific research could help thus pissing away all that effort evolving into becoming a superior race and bettering ourselves as human beings and u...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Just remembering this teacher I used to have

So like four semesters ago, I was taking Enc1101 (English) with this very interesting teacher. This teacher, although he was an English teacher, should have been teaching a Philosophy class instead be...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:45:00 GMT

so i fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the world

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Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:36:00 GMT