..I'm 16. I'm honest, brutally (ask my friends who don't ask for advice anymore). And in the words of one of the FEW people that I can say that I hold dear to me, "Blunt as a hammer," and I will crush you. (Hails and Horns, Quinn!) I've been called conceited, but what do they know? Actually, I can't lie... I'm so full of myself it makes other people sick, because they aren't me. I believe that I am the greatest person on the face of the Earth. And why shouldn't I? I've worked hard to get to where I am, and I won't let any other bastard take me down from my rightful place. I've been told I'm good looking, and better. So it's made my ego inflate to an enormous amount, which is a wonderful thing, because people tend to try to pop that bubble of mine and I end up popping theirs. I have my moments of downright stupidity, but for the most part I'm a very intelligent individual, but I don't look it nor do I let on that I am. So it helps when morons who don't realize that they are morons come around, and have no clue as to what they are talking about. I feel no pity for the weak, no guilt for my actions, and no regret for anything. Some people think I'm a Nazi sympathist but I'm not. I'll give ol' Adolph his credit, for standing up for what he believed in, but he pussed out in the end. I'm not like punks who love the Swastika so much that they have to put it on themselves but won't amit that they like it, I think it looks cool, but Hitler didn't get permission from the people of Tibet, so they still own the copyright. ..(^.^)/
I live in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario A.K.A. "The Soo," I'm a singer (If you call gutteral growls and ear piercing wails singing), I'm in a Black Metal band called Caedis Omnis, which means 'Slaughter Everyone' in Latin (How I do love band decisions). I have tons of nicknames (Why? I don't know..) off the top of my head... Raven, Cradle, Bahamut, X, and any combination of them... I'm short, really short... 5'3"ish.. My weight fluctuates between 115 Lbs and 130 Lbs. I love to workout, being with someone is better, but that's what music is for. Uh... Hmm.. My hair is short and brown now, and is highlighted with whatever colour of gel I put in that day. As you can tell I really like Cradle Of Filth, I think that they are one of the best neo-black metal acts in this day in age. I started singing because of Dani.. I saw my first CoF video when I was nine and I've been corrupted ever since... But I can hit higher notes and hold them longer than any note on any CoF song... The only song I've had trouble with is 'Dusk and Her Embrace,' it's so damn fast, I love it. As for in the studio I don't know... I'd love to challenge Dani to a scream-off... Dani Filth, if you ever read this, I challenge you!!
I'm not really good at a lot of things, like sports and shit. I'm a good sprinter, and wrestler, but that's about it. I don't really like to do a lot of things either, I tend to stick to things I'm good, or moderately good at doing. As for things I like to do, I skate and play Mortal Kombat religiously and I am amazing at it. I can and will destroy you with any character of any game of your chosing. 'Finish Him/Her!' 'Fatality!' Those words will echo through your ears as you fall pitifully to your knees in worship of my fighting game prowess! I like first-person-shooters (FPS for the idiot geeks out there) AND YES THERE ARE MORE FPS' THAN COUNTER-STRIKE YOU MORONS! PLAY A 'REAL' GAME! SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT 3 MINUTES BECAUSE [KDS]Nubslayer13 KNIFED YOU IN THE HEAD 30 SECONDS IN! FPS' ARE MADE TO NOT BE REALISTIC! And to all you geeks that are reading this saying to youself as you breathe through your mouth and look for an error in my spelling, 'He's a noob, he doesn't use a D'Eagle, Awp combo.." I'VE KISSED A GIRL! HA! TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHITS!
Unlike many "goth" kids nowadays, I care very much about what people think of me. My favourite thing to hear late at night, walking around my pitiful city in my extra long, black trenchcoat is the ingnorant rantings of the WHITE 'gangstas'. "Freak," is my favourite, it really is. I love hearing it screamed at me by 17 year olds in their parents minivans. I just throw up the horns and keep on truckin'. (That drives them nuts.) Sometimes, just to really piss them off, is 'pop the collar' on my coat, and laugh my ass off when they stop and look. Makes me giggle insanely. Really the only thing that truly bothers me anymore is Vampirefreaks.com.. Some of my friends are on it and I make fun of them whenever I can for a few reasons...
1. You say that you don't care about what people say or think about you, but you have a rating system...? It's like a requirement to have the words, "I don't care about what people think about me..." or something like that to be allowed on that site...
2. You can't do your make-up right... And you're aesteticly challenged...
i) Lipstick smeared across your face makes me want to slap you..
ii) You're supposed to look pale, not a glaring tint of white..
iii) You're not tough because you have an arm full of wristbands. You can't move your arms while I'm free to punch you in the face... Although wristbands tend to hurt when you punch them...
iv)You're human, smile a bit damnit! Your face won't crack. And don't be afraid to laugh, you're not going to be called a poser just because you think something's funny... You get called a poser when you have a Dimmu Borgir hoodie on and hot pink pants with the word "Cutie" on your ass... (I've seen it... It made me cry..)
3. No one wants to hear your poetry or whining "songs." You don't have a hard life if you have seven pairs of $56 pants... Now if you've been molested or some really heavy shit, and you need to vent.. I'll be there.. If you don't... Get a grip...
4. You're not a vampire... They don't exist, there are people (I have friends who do this) who drink human blood, and I've done it and it gave me a rush... But I don't think I can change into mist, a wolf, or a bat. I don't sleep in a coffin (Yet ^.^ It's in the making), I do go out in the sunlight, and I have a reflection... (Some say it's a very nice reflection..)
In closing I give you some words imparted to me a long time ago, "Quiet confidence is always better than ignorant arrogance..." and that is how I'll conquer the world...
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... everlasting
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kevin Justin Calder
Birthday: August 5 1990
Birthplace: Sault Ste. Marie
Current Location: Will's Room?
Eye Color: Brown (White with contacts)
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3"ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: French, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: My gothed out I3's
Your Weakness: A girl's eyes
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: THE CARNIVORE! Sausage, ham, bacon, any other meat handy!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a girl that won't backstab me.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol or 'hun.'
Thoughts First Waking Up: I... have to... urinate...
Your Best Physical Feature: My body
Your Bedtime: Whenever I drop
Your Most Missed Memory: Kylie...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: -Cough-
Do you Swear: Shit yeah!
Do you Sing: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily: I try to.
Have you Been in Love: Indeed.
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, but I can't...
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Totally
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes I do
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, pass me the carcinogens!
Do you get along with your Parents: Not at all
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have
In the past month have you Smoked: I might have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but last month yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No! It's November!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Ever? I've been jumped..
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't asshole
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A God....
What country would you most like to Visit: Romania
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Red or black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Any, as long as they don't TOWER over me
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: Gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Preferably none, but nobody's perfect
Number of CDs I own: As many as you want
Number of Piercings: As many as you can put on you
Number of Tattoos: Cover up that skin with ink, babe!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I wish regret on no one
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