"That's Why They Call Her Gangsta: A Short History of Nicole M. Anthony"
By jayisthenewblack.com
Don't let her small size fool you-- this girl's vicious. Sure, Nicole may try to charm you with sweet nothings and peach cobbler, but seriously, her saccharine overtures belie the fact that she's left a trail of broken faces and broken hearts all over the western hemisphere. Trust me-- I know.
Raised in a little place she likes to call "Gardena, U.S.A.," Nicole grew up swigging tobasco and stealing little kids' lunch money. Legend has it she slept with a switchblade under her pillow at night and posed as a key decoy in her gang's notorious Mafioso jewel heists. They used to call her Boots after the signature red cowboy boots she wore during all the thieving, and once you heard those heels a-clickin', you knew that you had about ten seconds to leave the premises or tempt fate with the curly-haired wolf in sheep's clothing.
Nowadays, Nicole's calmed down a bit and spends most of her time with overly immature friends. However, her country-hopping ways to South America will always make you wonder whether or not Nicole "Boots" Anthony has really given up her wild ways, or if she's just waiting for you to piss her off so she can slip arsenic into your cobbler.
Friends, I'd advise you to sleep with one eye open.
