Claudius

just call me the Lobote.....part lobo, part coyote. ok I may not actually be a mix of that sort, but I like to think I am. oh come on, like you never think you're something that you are not. silly apes.
i'm a dog. i live with my mommy, my big sister gretel (she's old and can be really grouchy), my little sister flora grande, and then there are therapon & pergo . of course there is also my daddy (i'm his special guy and we bond because he's the only one with nuts.....mine are gone I don't know where they went but they are gone). Oh and I can't forget about pele and her mommy and daddy. yeah its like fur hurricane sometimes at my house.
i like running, but my sister never wants to chase me, she just wants to drop plates on me whenever I'm having fun. fuck what a bitch.........now that was something I said a few months back when it was just me and gretel living la vida loca. well now there are 2 more dogs with us. So I have playmates to hang out with all day long and gretel can just be old and chill out. Yeah she still gets to be a bitch and tell us to shut up. but now i don't have to bother her. sometimes I come up and nudge her, you know to see if she's changed her mind, but she still doesn't like being a goof. So I'm all about having 3-way doggie tussles with Flora Grande and Pele. We love knocking our teeth against each other and getting slobber all over each other. If I'm not doing that, then you can find me taking a nap or sitting out by the gate checking out things as they go by (which kind of sucks because nothing really happens)
i want a tortilla
I was rescued 3 times by GSR. I'm a lucky boy.
The German Shepherd Dog varies in color, and most colors are permissible. Strong rich colors are preferred. Pale, washed-out colors and blues or livers are serious faults. A white dog must be disqualified......D'oh!!!....i guess it sucks to be me....or does it?.....later y'all....I'm gonna go get me a bagel.
I like time travel. I have a time machine, but all I know how to do is get in it. I can't start it, but I like having it to sleep in at night.
dog is man's best friend
his best friend
dog is a woman's best friend
best friend
extend your hand and I will lick it
throw a stick I'll run and get it
for just a bone I'll be forever in your favor
standing gaurd in the yard
'cause dog is man's best friend
I didn't make those words up. George Clinton did. Its from the song "Man's Best Friend/Loopzilla". Its kind of a forgotten song when you consider that "Atomic Dog" is on the same album (Computer Games). But its a great song. Daddy likes to play it for us dogs.
I hear the cats. Flora and i should check this out. Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? nothing but the dog in me
Pele is knocking at the door, its time to play
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