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Kitty™

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER got blood all over my best clown suit!

About Me

I'm Tiffany. You can call me Kitty. I am 27 and I have one daughter, Boogie, who will turn 5 next July. I spend most of my free time with her, so I don't get out as often as I'd like to, not that I even want to get out. My life with my daughter is just fine with me, though... I'd rather chase her around and play in the dirt than deal with all the unnecessary drama that comes with being committed to a social life...
Guess this is the part where I come up with some clever words and phrases to describe myself... I am first and foremost, Bi-Fluffin-Polar. Yes, that is a word. Fluffin is also a word. I am absurd, humble, unique and slightly introverted. I am very open minded and am not quick to pass judgement on others. I am emotionally challenged. I have no nutritional value. I have darkilepsy and I am faster than a speeding mullet. I AM A DROP OF WATER WAITING FOR THE FLOOD...People generally don't like me beacuse I speak the truth and say exactly how I feel.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Television:

Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.Thunder, thunder, thundercats, Ho! Thundercats are on the move, Thundercats are loose. Feel the magic, hear the roar, Thundercats are loose. Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thundercats!

Books:

I am a book bitch.

Heroes:



My Blog

Ode to a "Friend"

One day, I will look you in the eye and I will let you know that your worth has never, nor ever will be, of greater value than my own.  How easy it must be for you in your fantasy world...&n...
Posted by Kitty™ on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:35:00 PST

Today

I was outside today.  The sky was an immense arc of clear blue.  The sky was dotted sporadically with clouds of the purest white.  I leaned back on my elbows and closed my eyes.  I...
Posted by Kitty™ on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:25:00 PST

Broken Roads

Look for me whereThe broken road mendsBreathe some fresh airWhen our journey endsInto the future we will delveSo much left to sayYou know we might lose ourselves And never find the wayOnly newfound op...
Posted by Kitty™ on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:20:00 PST

Keepin it real

I'm having a tough go of getting my life together.  For the thousandth time.  I'm now realizing, again, how terribly difficult it is to start from the bottom and work my way up.  I...
Posted by Kitty™ on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:30:00 PST

Koreans eat dogs.

I'm usually not one to take things or people for granted... I hold my fruhs close and appreciate every day that I am able to spend with each of them.  I'm starting to believe that I to...
Posted by Kitty™ on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:23:00 PST

Fruhs...

Most of us are able to say that we have friends...  I am able to say that I have one person in my life who is more or less the glue holding me together.  She is my Fruh, baybuh.  I am f...
Posted by Kitty™ on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:41:00 PST

Things to think on...

..> On ne voit bein quavec le coeur. Lessentiel es invisible pour les yeux. One can only see clearly with the heart. What is essential is invisible to the eye.---Antoine de Saint ExuperyA lie ca...
Posted by Kitty™ on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:57:00 PST

Random Camp Convo

  Who is putting boogers on the wall? That's gross. They do it every weekend. I wonder why they do that& I don't know but I know how they do it. How? They sit on the toilet and pick their nose an...
Posted by Kitty™ on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:42:00 PST

Another Year.

So, another year gone...  My Boogie will be 4 years old tomorrow.  I'm scared of her getting older and more independent.  Well, she has always been independent and danced to&n...
Posted by Kitty™ on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

CNRhK anyone?

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles are ...
Posted by Kitty™ on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST