Another question and answer session.... |
1. Name one person who made you smile today?My cats
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?going "damn, I don't want to get up! I'm so tired!
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?Watching tv4. ...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST |
Funniest Phone Conversation |
Alright - it goes this like this - So I'm a receptionist and my responsibilities are to answer phones for an animal hospital. Today, the following conversation took place:
Jess: Thank you for calling ...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST |
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married..... |
So as many of you can see, I'm now engaged and Mr. Alfredo Garcia and I are SO happy! He is truly an amazing man and I'm so in love with him! That cats are happy that Mommy and Daddy are finally going...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST |
It was a fabulous B-day! |
My birthday has been so awesome this year.... Sat nite going drinkin' and then chilling out all day Sunday with my sis at Aj's and David's. In just over a week I'll be off in Alaska and seeing t...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST |
Another silly question and answer thing... this one's good though! |
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I want to blow up all of the cockroaches in the world2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any ba...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:16:00 PST |
There is nothing wrong with being nice. |
There is nothing wrong with being nice. It doesn't matter who you are or who you're being nice too. You can just smile more or say thank you more. It's that easy. Hold still for one second, take a bre...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:34:00 PST |
ANOTHER 100 pointless questions |
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING? I'm holding out for a serious rock... lol
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 2 years3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED: Checks from Grandma :)
4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL? sob...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:56:00 PST |
A Survey You Will All Enjoy |
yeah...another surveyy cause i'm super bored.[1]. Name one person who is on your mind right now?:Arliss because she's sitting next to me and she's the shits[2]. Do you think your life has been good so...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:23:00 PST |
To the many people I love... |
Please don't be dumb. Drive carefully. Don't do anything I wouldn't do (apply this as if I was single and rich). Girls: when you crave chocolate - give in. Guys: when a girl craves chocolate - score e...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:05:00 PST |
A rant about bad pet owners... |
So - your pet is sick....
You wake up one morning and you look at your cat. You love your cat. It's an indoor cat, it hardly ever gets out. But it did... a couple of days ago. You heard some strange n...
Posted by Jess (the one and only one you need to know) on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:40:00 PST |
