Im an asshole!
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I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
THINGS I DISLIKE: vanity plates,red meat,when people dont say thank you when I hold a door open for them,bad tippers,homophobia,liars,decaf coffee,politics,george bush,yellow cheese,inconsiderate drivers,paris hilton,traffic,when I dont get blessed after I sneeze(even tho I dont really believe in God),when people take everything seriously,children that run all over restaurants,parents that keep kids up late on the strip.When people put headbands on bald baby girls,white sneakers! THINGS I DO LIKE: My friends,sex,Blue Moon beer,sushi.spontaniety,laughing at others,body pillows,my family,elephants,travel,reading,dancing,midgets,dancing midgets,judge judy,converse sneakers,tattoos,disco and figaro,wonder women,giving presents,suprises,shots,having my head massaged,ladybugs,photography,museums,hot baths,sleeping,clothes right out of the dryer.
The voices in my head!
The people that live under the stairs!
A leprachaun!
A boss that appreciates you!!!
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the Pixies,The Cure,Alkaline Trio,Beastie Boys,The Ramones,The Sex Pistols,Bayside,Gorrila Biscuits,Social Distortion!So many to name.
I love comedies.The Jerk with Steve Martin is great.The Vampires Kiss is also a funny movie with Nicolas Cage.There are sooo many movies.I dont like country western movies.
Family Guy is the best!The simpsons,cops,survivor,Wonder Showzen.Sifl and Ollie.They need to bring that back!
Still life with woodpecker,Memoirs of a geisha,Angelas ashes.Where the wild things are! Charles Bukowski,Kafka,David Sedaris,Thompson,Burroughs.
In the real world it would have to be my late Aunt Lynn who had ALS and was the most positive person who never complained.She had the worst disease in the world and kept a smile up untill she died.As well as my parents. In the other world.Wonder Women,Joe Camel,Gamra and Mothra!Of cousre The Great American Hero.