He's a Douchebag if he.... |
1) Has a Faux Hawk2) Wears a muscle shirt 3) Wears tshirts with obnoxious, glittery designs4) Wears Ed Hardy. DOUCHE5) Wears sunglasses inside and is serious while doing so. OR; Lets his sunglasses re...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:13:00 GMT |
The Reader |
I was watching Sports Centre last night and some guy write in with his nickname. His last name was Stickler so his name was Erik "The stickman" stickler. I've decided I need a nickname like that. Ther...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:25:00 GMT |
Don’t eat pepto Bismol! |
I made the mistake of taking two pepto bismol pills last night, because I had a tummy ache not because I was hungry, and I didn't take any water with them. So, this morning when I woke up that ba...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:35:00 GMT |
GUYS! I cleaned my room! |
I actually did, and it was amazing! See, I changed my bed sheets into these amazingly blue, soft ones I bought at Ikea, and then I looked at my disgustingly messy room and thought, "This doesn't match...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:40:00 GMT |
Finding Emo |
Because I am so sick of hearing kids say "He's so emo" and reading a magazine where every freakin' album is "Emo". I give you my materpiece; What exactly is an "emo?" The word seems to be thrown ar...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 19:31:00 GMT |
Jon Jacob |
This is what happens at 4:11 am when Laura, Lea and I have just watched the Pretty.Odd DVD;Jon Jacob's last name isn't Smith. His last name is Walker, yo.When he shaves off his beard, His face looks r...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:09:00 GMT |
MONSTERS! |
Today when I was driving Lea home from school there was a goose on the side of the road. I started freaking out, because I'm terrified of them, and it turned around to look at us and HISSED! Then, whe...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:26:00 GMT |
I hate these |
All of them. Don't buy them. Don't wear them. In fact, don't even look at them. Just...make them go away so I can stop hating all the bands that wear them.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:27:00 GMT |
Your Boyfriend is a Douche Bag |
I think the title says it all.
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:39:00 GMT |
paint a smile and pretend |
Please, please, please don't partake in No shave November, boys. Facial hair is not your friend. Unless your name is Jon Walker, George Pettit, or Jeremy Davis there is a good chance that you will NOT...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:20:00 GMT |
