Proofreader, you're fired. |
It's a good thing I quit my job.
You see, I'm a proofreader. And working with graphic artists gives me the opportunity to get radical free invites designed for my dad's surprise b-day bas...
Posted by Dana! on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:24:00 PST |
I like my dad ... |
And I'm friends with my ex-boyfriend ...
I don't go out at night ...
And I go to bed early ...
I don't have plans for tomorrow ...
And I don't want to ...
Makes life so much easier ...
Never knew I c...
Posted by Dana! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST |
Let's hunt the endangered species!!! |
I heard a report on NPR this morning about the endangered American Brown Grizzly Bear. The speaker was happy to inform the public that the bear will now be taken off the endangered species list ...
Posted by Dana! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST |
Dear landlord ... |
No, I won't be a part of your cult. It's just not my style. And please don't try to hug me anymore, it really creeps me out. Oh, and I would really like it if you stopped buying me p...
Posted by Dana! on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST |
This fruit smells like ass balls ...... |
Durian. Look it up. www.durianpalace.com. Smells like shit. Has magical powers. I ate some despite its repulsive stench. Imagine noshing on sweet custard while taking a g...
Posted by Dana! on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST |
Why. . .oh my god, why? |
Why doesn't someone keep an eye on me?
Oh my god. . . What the hell was I thinking? Just because I read a blog about some crazy ass who supposedly reaped amazing health benefits from a ps...
Posted by Dana! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST |
La-la-lemonada!!!! |
Okay. . . here we go again. . .
I am once again- for the third time in my life- diving full-force into the Master Cleanser. . . some may know it as the lemonade diet. Yipes.
Basically, the...
Posted by Dana! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Open mouth. . . insert foot. . . |
Um, so to those of you outside of Oklahoma this following scenario will be irrelevant. . . .but good for a hoot.
After attending my ever-so vegan lunch at Popeye's Chicken with some co-workers (I brou...
Posted by Dana! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:44:00 PST |
Ice Storm Freak Out!!!!! |
Work was cancelled! The show was cancelled! No meditation class! No yoga! We have propane! Canned goods! Hot cocoa! Anticipation in the air!
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Posted by Dana! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST |
Sunset. . . |
Oklahoma has the most beautiful sunsets. . .
All fiery orange and lavender and fuschia and gray-blue. . .
I can see one every night out my office window looking down on the city while all the cars a...
Posted by Dana! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:33:00 PST |
