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DVNC

...I chipped my tooth on a quaalude...

About Me



Welcome to my profile now for the very first time available on the INTERNET

What defines me best is my writing. That's correct; what I'm all about is what you're reading right now, and here as well...as you are continuing on this concise sentence you are seeing my work.

Yeah so it isn't as glamorous as looking at a painting, fuck you!

I've written and edited various media, gotten into photoshopping, and currently awaiting the coming of Tan

My Interests

Deviant

I'd like to meet:

Kids who take pictures of themselves in front of mirrors. Do you know where I can find any?

Music:

David Bowie
The Damned
Pulp
The Sex Pistols
Nina Simone
The Andrews Sisters
No Doubt
The Hives
T-Rex
Electric Light Orchestra
Arcade Fire
Bjork
Marilyn Manson
Dead Kennedys.

Movies:

Apocalypse Now
Love and Death
Clockwise
Street Fighter: The Movie
Plan 9 From Outer Space
End of Evangelion
Unbreakable
Labyrinth
Moulin Rouge
2001: A Space Odyssey
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie.

Television:

I said I've got T-Rex

Books:

Frankenstein
I Lucifer
Moby Dick
Clockwork Orange
Siddhartha
1984
Heart of Darkness
The Culture of Fear
House of Leaves
Death In Venice
Why Do All The Black Children Sit Together in the Cafeteria?
The Sorrows of Young Werther
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy
The Salmon of Doubt
The Naked Lunch
Junky

Heroes:



With this mic device
I spit nonfiction
Who got tha power
This be my question
Tha mass of tha few
In this torn nation?
Tha priest the book or the congregation?
Tha politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give tha thieves tha key to their homes?
Tha pig who's free to murder one Shucklak?
Or survivors who make a move and murder one back?

My Blog

Secret of life.

What if the secret to life was in LONG DIVISION, then we'd all be fucked! Nobody knows what its like to be an uncut penis.
Posted by DVNC on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:44:00 PST

I thought London was Europe.

I was watching this porno by the name of Dreamboy, from the fine folks of Eurocreme. Darian over there used to work for them I think, so forgive me for this next bit but...I got it online...from a di...
Posted by DVNC on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:57:00 PST

On The E

I'm holding the metal pole in the middle of the train, standing up and keeping my balance as I head home on the subway. Nex to me is a mother and her son, he must be around 8 years old. The son'...
Posted by DVNC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hurtling through a revolving door.

I'm rushing listening to Bauhaus, and the tourist pests are lined up at the front entrace going through that door--no--trudging through that door, because they don't have that sort of thing in Milwauk...
Posted by DVNC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST