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Jake

The path of least resistance is what makes rivers run crooked

About Me

I am a 23 year old graduate student at Missouri State University. Right now Im insanely busy with the assload of homework my professors give me, but in my spare time I try to find time to golf, fish, play poker, or party. Probably my favorite thing to do is cooking....Ive concocted many drunken feasts in my time. Give me any situation, and ill find a way to have fun. I love meeting people who love to have a good time and just be themselves. Besides that, I love going home and bullshitin with Mom and Paps, and hangin out with all my boys from Jeffco, gambling, going out, and playing with my puppies. Life is too short to waste it sitting on the couch, so I believe doing as much as you can while your young is essential. I have one more semester left till I graduate from Missouri State University with a MAcc in accountancy. After that I will be starting a staff auditor postion at BKD, LLP, a CPA and financial consulting firm in Springfield (that means I'm going to be on a hiatus from Jeff County for awhile:(. The position will give me the oppurtunity to travel around the country, and I'm pretty excited for that. Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Golf, fishing, poker, watching UFC or Pride fighting, cooking, then eating food, stock market, sports LIKES: Rational thinking individuals, relaxing, dogs, modesty DISLIKES: Gossipers, cats, excuses, being wrong, confrontaional people, selfishness, arrogance, ironing clothes

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who attended Woodstock,Donald Trump, Usama Bin Laden, Chuck Norris, Socrates, Jesus, Muhammed Ali, Flavor Flav

Music:

Rise Against, The Used, Dashboard, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Hawthorne Heights, Unwritten Law, Audioslave, She Wants Revenge, Tool, AFI, Killers, Chevelle, Coheed, Rage, Oasis, STP, Skynard, Allmans, and all other southern rock that reminds me of Paps, Led Zep, Black Crowes REO, Rolling Stones, The Who, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Motley Crue, Duran Duran, TI, any g-unit material, all old school Deathrow, Method Man, DMX, Mobb Deep, and any other rap besides Will Smith, any country better get turned off or you may get a roundhouse kick to the face

Movies:

Swingers, Made (any Vince Vaughn movie), Happy Gilmore, Caddyshack, Wallstreet, Platoon, JFK (any Oliver Stone movie), Scent of a Woman, Tin Cup, Friday, Half Baked, Shawshank Redemption, Wanynes World (1 & 2), Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blow, Carlitos Way, Seven, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Godfather 1 & 2, and last but not least, The Pest

Television:

Mad Money, Forensic Files, Intervention, SNL, Ultimate Fighter, The Contender, any poker, Real World, any corny mtv dating show, Worlds Wildest Police Chases, Sportcenter, Reno 911, and those Chinese dudes beating the hell out of eachother on Spike, Beauty and the Geek, and my fav...Top Chef

Books:

No time for books

Heroes:

David Lee Roth, Mirko CroCop, BJ Penn, Mom and Dad, Gandhi, Phil Ivey, Tiger Woods, Bill Gates, So Taguchi, Bill Murray, Nick Holmes, Gordon Gecko