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<The basics:
Full name - Eric William Helms
Eyes - Hazel
Hair - Brown
Height - 6 feet
Birthday - August 4
Favorites:
Color - Black
Season - Autumn
Movie - The Nightmare Before Christmas
Song - "Just Another Day" by Oingo Boingo
Article of clothing - My fedora
Thing about life - How funny it can be
Preferences:
Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper
Fast or slow dances? I can't dance
Kissing or hugging? It depends on my mood
Love of lust? Both, actually
Top or bottom? Top
Day or night? Night
Rain or shine? Rain
Smiling or laughing? I love to laugh
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
Random questions:
Could you be classified as insane? Maybe
Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? Yes
Do have any "special talents"? Maybe you should ask Marian
Are you obsessed with a person or object? Marian, of course. And I've been described as an obsessive Oingo Boingo fan.
Do the voices talk to you? They're telling me to answer "No"
Should I be jealous? Always
Do you want me to be jealous? It's not my fault I'm awesome
Can you go the distance? More often than not
What are you wearing? Serenity t-shirt, black hoody, sleepy pants, and socks
Color socks you're wearing? Grey
To coffee or not to coffee? Either coffee or chai
Righty or lefty? Righty
Other questions...
When was the last time you really laughed? Yesterday
What are you good at? Oh, so many things...
Whats on your mind? Food
Have you ever lied? Not recently
Biggest fear? Like I'm going to tell you
Best quality in a friend? Loyalty
Do you have a secret that no one knows about? Maybe
If you could do anything without consequences what would you do? Take over the world
Who knows the most about you? Michelle
Sex related
What do you look for in the opposite sex? I lean toward curvy girls
Thing you hate most about them? They can be frustrating, but I tend not to hate anyone that's not a total bitch
Thing you love most about them? Probably the way they smell
Ever been in love? Oh, yes
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yep
Funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of someone of the opposite sex? Randomly take my shirt off in public
Are you horny? What do you think?
What part of the body do you like best? I'm pretty enthusiastic about all of them from time to time
What's your "type"? Curvy, artistic/brainy, with a sense of humor
What is sexy? Self-confidence
Finally:
I always - Want to know more
I love - Marian
I will never - Say never
I've had days that - I've not spoken to anyone
The last thing I need right now - Your criticism
Disclaimer:
This page is written by me, and is not necessarily endorsed by Myspace, or anyone else for that matter. Postings may be offensive, graphic, tasteless, and/or not funny.
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"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."- George Orwell
Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 90%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 70%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40%
Alliance 40%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 20%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 20%
Inara Serra (Companion) 0%
River (Stowaway) 0% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern 75%
Hulk 70%
Batman 65%
Superman 60%
Supergirl 55%
Spider-Man 50%
Robin 45%
The Flash 30%
Iron Man 30%
Wonder Woman 25%
Catwoman 25% Hot-headed, you have strong will power and a good imagination.

My Interests

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Weird people from all over, especially here in San Francisco

My Blog

Happy hands mean happy feet

I went to an art deco sale in downtown San Francisco today with Marian and her mom.  I found these vintage novelty cufflinks, which Marian was nice enough to buy for me.(Photo by Marian Cincotta)The f...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:56:00 GMT

Good news, everyone!

I got a promotion and a raise today.  I get bumped up to full time (I've only been working part-time) and I get weekends off.  So, lets see: more hours, more pay, and I start racking up vacation time!...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:51:00 GMT

Im beaten...

the three litre has officially kicked my ass.  I'm going to bed.  I don't want to make myself sick.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:43:00 GMT

beer six

this beer is kicking my ass and taking my lunch money.  I',m very drunk right now and typing very carefully one letter at a time.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:30:00 GMT

beer five

took a bit of a break to take a shower and clear my nose out..  i still feel clogged up.  afraid to mix allergy meds and alcohol.  Over hlafway done with my project for the day.  Enjoy my drunken babb...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:21:00 GMT

beer four

definitely feeling the drunkeness.  taking a break mainly due to allergy issues..  nose is all stuffed up.  
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:03:00 GMT

beer three

definitely having issues spelling but otherwise feeling okay,  life is beautiful.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Beer two

Definitely staggering a littel bit, apparently having issues spelling.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:16:00 GMT

Beer one

Slightly tipsy, motor coordination seems unimpaired, feeling good about life in general.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:20:00 GMT

And so it begins...

It turns out I've chosen the perfect day to take on the monster beer sitting in my fridge.  I'm off work today and tomorrow (which is important for recovery purposes), Marian is out of town visiting a...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:09:00 GMT