Laurel Canyon rock culture of the 60's. Making up back-stories about strangers on the street. Perfecting the art of being only slightly creepy. I don't like meeting famous people, it's a sure-fire way to ruin a perfectly good fantasy. I hate hair (on the ground when I'm bare foot, on my clothes, on my hands when I'm washing dishes, and especially in my food or in my mouth). I am obsessed with sticky rice. I am terrrrrrible at pick up lines. That might be a good thing though. Willford Brimley. I'm really into learning anything new. I just found out people take dinosaur fossils as health supplements in China. Oh, sorry, they're "dragon bones". I like people whose everyday garb looks like it just came out of a time machine. I don't believe in washing my car. It's wasteful and senseless. I know I'm having a really good time when I laugh so hard my face crinkles like a paper bag and I literally can't stand anymore.Candy Corn is the greatest candy in the world. I have a hard time being friends with people who don't have passion or ambition. However, I love sitting on my couch and watching the 'ol tely.
Kenneth Cole: Reaction.... The SEXIEST sketch on the Web! Awkward Kids is my sketch group and this is our newest sketch. Plus, I wrote and co-produced this video, check it out!
Missed Connections-Threesome With The Two of You Ah, Missed Connections, you surprise me everyday.
