Laurel Canyon rock culture of the 60's.
Making up back-stories about strangers on the street. Perfecting the art of being only slightly creepy.
I don't like meeting famous people, it's a sure-fire way to ruin a perfectly good fantasy.
I hate hair (on the ground when I'm bare foot, on my clothes, on my hands when I'm washing dishes, and especially in my food or in my mouth).
I am obsessed with sticky rice.
I am terrrrrrible at pick up lines. That might be a good thing though.
Willford Brimley.
I'm really into learning anything new. I just found out people take dinosaur fossils as health supplements in China. Oh, sorry, they're "dragon bones".
I like people whose everyday garb looks like it just came out of a time machine. I don't believe in washing my car. It's wasteful and senseless.
I know I'm having a really good time when I laugh so hard my face crinkles like a paper bag and I literally can't stand anymore.Candy Corn is the greatest candy in the world.
I have a hard time being friends with people who don't have passion or ambition. However, I love sitting on my couch and watching the 'ol tely.
Kenneth Cole: Reaction.... The SEXIEST sketch on the Web!
Awkward Kids is my sketch group and this is our newest sketch. Plus, I wrote and co-produced this video, check it out!
Missed Connections-Threesome With The Two of You
Ah, Missed Connections, you surprise me everyday.
