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Jordan

I am here for Friends

About Me

i didn't win the ugliest myspace contest. and now you can listen to the best song ever without being distracted. relax, close your eyes, enjoy. i'm jordan.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

everyone who's ever made great music. cute greek boys. zefrank.

My Blog

my standards are constantly lowering.

i would like to let the world know that i have quit being a selective bitch about my myspace friends. i actually added someone who spelled "know" as "no" and alternated capitals and lowercase. what in...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:38:00 GMT

banana fritters

i have found multiple new reasons to be happy today, which is an incredible feeling after the little slump of a day that tuesday was. I shall list just a few of the top reasons: a. the banana fritter ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 18:48:00 GMT

this is probably really lame

all i have to say is that today kicks ass. i had a great run, a little fun, and now i'm off to the lake.
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:07:00 GMT

my favorite subject lines everrrrrr

so all of the subjects i've ever typed in on firefox are saved, so when i type a letter, a little list is presented of all the subject headlines that started with that letter. the internet explorer on...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:22:00 GMT

r, apparently i've never had a subject line that actually began with the letter r.

how many blogs do you think i'll have to post before someone actually realizes that i'm posting them, and that they are potentially entertaining, little sparkling jewels for the incredibly bored myspa...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 21:47:00 GMT

the first of many potentially pointless questions

should i give him the cd?
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 21:00:00 GMT

i think its about time for one of these....

hooray! i posted a blog. goddamnit, blog is such a horrible word. it sounds like a noise you make when you throw up.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

make me beautiful

i want some of those bad lighting hair in the eyes mouth half open don't look at the camera and definitely don't smile photos. i think it would enhance my life signifigantly. it'd be viagra f...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

mhm.

why am i up so god damn late?
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

tidings of what?

i'm really bored. and i don't quite understand this whole thing... i'm ready for christmas. i need money. and worldly goods. greedy greedy me.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT