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Kelseas Brother

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i like rhinos and powerdrills. i like brad pitt and spazz. i am also a fan of anything crowbar related

My Interests

tattoos and thrashcore. grindcore. destroyin' and dumpster divin'. kickboxing and crimethinc. cuddling and clean sheets. pankration and power violence. moshing and marsh ink. blast beats and breakdowns. left handed and a genereal lack of respect for authority. drippy tags and train yards. piercings and the color pink. lifting weights and painting freights. eating nuts and grains, destroying walls and trains.

I'd like to meet:

on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a drippy faucet and 10 being a firehose, someone that can "pee a 10".people that cut their own hair and say shit like "dude, i seriously started smoking weed when i was five".

Music:

thrashcore. grindcore. hardcore. power violence. G-unit, world wide mother fuckin' westside connection. slipknot is hella tight. and of course you can't forget Gay for Johnny Depp

Television:

CSI: hella tight autopsy scenes!

Books:

i'm a fighter not a reader.(j/k)

My Blog

Manly vs. Metro

the Manly side: Pankration (100 Manly points) my food is never spicy enough i once used my ex-girlfriends "decorative towels" to dry my balls, and laughed about it when she got mad my farts could chok...
Posted by Kelseas Brother on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

Silly test

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 17 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) What's their name?Rocky 2) Where is number 1?at work 3) How did you meet them?at a Nerve Agents/ W.H...
Posted by Kelseas Brother on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

message to xrichx

dude. i still owe jose from when we were in high school. he was supposed to give me a "trim" when my hair was getting pretty long, and cut it all off. then i wrote to the groovie ghoulies and they sen...
Posted by Kelseas Brother on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:06:00 PST

You had to be there...

     One time Rocky, Lindsey and I dumpster dived something like 50 pounds of birdfood. I mean, these were  BIG ASS FUCKIN' BAGS of assorted seeds. Earlier, in a complete...
Posted by Kelseas Brother on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

stolen from weso boing's! bulletin

1. Name one person who made you smile yesterday.My gramma2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?watching fight videos3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?getting paid to sit on the couch at gold...
Posted by Kelseas Brother on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

Am I an asshole, or what?

Today at the post office some guy asked me to sign his petition for blah blah blah. "Sorry, I'm a convicted felon.I'm not allowed to vote". "Oh, I see", he responds. He then starts to follow me, "H...
Posted by Kelseas Brother on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST