Smarky (Still Smashed into Pieces) profile picture

Smarky (Still Smashed into Pieces)

What are we gonna do tonight, Smarky? The same thing we do every night, fool! Try to take over the w

About Me


Smarky the slightly off centre funky little dude with messed up product in his hair! I’m here to take over the world, you may laugh, but chances are that while your sitting here, I’m busy doing that. Oh and if you laugh then let me tell you, I can see into your future! Let's just say prison, torture and the greatest hits of S club 7 feature a lot! :P
My life is about three things, creating insanely great things, having fun and sharing it with others. I love to be creative, that is who I am. Weather it be writing song lyrics, graphic/web design, photography or music. It’s the air that I breathe, it’s the blood that goes through my veins that keeps me alive.
So yea.. I love anything of a creative nature. I love music, I'm always listening to it. I just love anything that is insanely great, things you can see people have taken a lot of care over to make. I love Cartoons too, Classic Disney, Pixar!! and I’m also getting into Anime a lot lately.
I don’t subscribe to labels, while something I do or like may fit a certain stereotype, I’m just me. Nothing else. I don’t try to be different, I just don’t try to be normal. I am who I am, I just say what I say and do what I do. I don’t really know anything else, I live from my heart.
I am a vegetarian, I like animals, why would I eat them? Somehow we are supposed to be the more intelligent species, sometimes I doubt that. You only have to look at the world that WE have created. The animal kingdom doesn’t have as much of the nonsense we add to our lives through our supposed intelligence. Did you ever see an unhappy horse or bird with the blues? That's because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses or worrying about how there life is going. Animals are cool and besides I doubt I am human, cause yall are pretty screwed up! So i gotta be something else! :P
I hold a lot of ideals in my head. I fall short. I’m perfectly flawed. I'm aware of my mistakes and I’m okay with that. I still try. It’s those people that gave up that will look back on there lives and wonder why they still aren’t happy and be sorry for the things they gave away just to make it 'easier' or to escape responsibility. Those are the people that will in the end find there life lacking any meaning. Nobody ever had all the answers so early in there life and that's why I always have a mop near me, It's a messy process and if anyone annoys me about it, I can smack them a few times, kung fu! style!
These are just my views, these are my truths, I understand everyone has there own and I’m okay with that too.
I need something to throw myself into, too fight for, I need to be pushing myself to always do and be more, I view life as a series of opportunities for doing more, being more and having more fun. Passion is my life. I put my heart and soul into everything I do. Like my life depends on it, because it does, it is who I am, it is my life. The minute I lose that I become normal, I become mundane. Life is not about small moments and small things, it's about great moments and insanely great things.
To forget the burden on you to be great is to neglect the call on your life. And no failure could be bigger than that.
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, quote them, disagree with them disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing that you can't do is ignore them. Because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.

My Interests

Being Creative, Writing lyrics, Graphic Design, Music, Going to gigs, Learning guitar, People, Learning new things, Cartoons, Hanging out and talking nonsense for hours.

I'd like to meet:


Millionaires that don't want to be Millionaires anymore and are looking to give away there fortune to random people!!!

Aliens that are friendly, sexy and have superior knowledge to share which may help me take over the world!

Smarky's Groupies, Stalkers, fans!

One of my biggest hero’s is Walt Disney, how could you not admire someone with a life purpose and mission “To make people happy”. The greatest gift in the world is to make someone smile! :) I believe in magic as Walt said “It’s kinda fun to do the impossible”. So let’s make a time machine or bring him back from the dead!

If you are reading this and you don't draw me a picture below! You will have horrible luck for the next week and your head will fall off at some random point in time when your least expecting it. Please also be aware that i'm increasing the price of super glue once I have taken over the world, so don't say you haven't been warned!

Draw something good and be added to my gallery! Leave me a comment to let me know you drew something! View the current drawings here

Your going to come across a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK YOU! ~ Gerard Way

Music:

+44, 30 seconds to mars, 3 doors down, Aiden, AFI, Alexisonfire, Angels and Airwaves, Anti Flag, Anberlin, Avenged Sevenfold, All American rejects, Atreyu, Bayside, Bowling for soup, Bullet for my valentine, Butch Walker, Bleed the dream, Billy Talent, Brand new, Cardigians, Dashboard Confessional, Dragonforce, Enter Shakira, Fall out boy, Funeral For A Friend, Good Charlotte, Gratitude, Green day, Elliot Smith, Kill Hannah, Killswitch Engage, I am Ghost, Less than Jake, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Mae, Muse, MxPx, Jimmy eat world, Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, Silverstein, Paramore, Pink Spiders, Placebo, Saosin, Simple Plan, Story of the year, Papa Roach, Taking back Sunday, The used, Thursday, Thrice, Train, Trivium, We are scientists. Within Temptation

Movies:

Pixar/Disney Rocks, Studio Ghibli too! Anything that can make me laugh lots or anything with a lot of meaning to it!

Television:

Simpsons.

Books:

The dictionary. The Zebra did it! who would have guessed?

Heroes:

Walt Disney, Joe Ranft, Gerard Way. Smarky.