Right, so this is kinda retarded...about me. Well, where to begin? It all started when I was 4 and the nanny took me out to meet grandfather at the local delicatessen...okay just kidding. For reals though, it did all start when I was 4 and I learned my first cussword...it all went downhill from there. It led me to my current state. Bored out of my mind, rebellious for no particular reason, and daydreaming my life away on canvas, snowboarding, killer Broncos games and useless vanguard films. So that about sums it up....I think. My favorite color is green, I am a lunatic, I enjoy humor and if you judge me by this profile I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. Thank you.
ABOUT
Name: Jolynn Dee Green
Birthday: February 27
Birthplace: Denver, CO
Current Location: Cedaredge aka hickville aka podunk city
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Heinz 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Shoes
Your Fears: Drowning, large bodies of water, and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian Bacon with xtra cheese and stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduating in one sane mental piece
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: 15 more minutes...
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whats a bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: Kindergarden naptime...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: To the shower head
Do you Shower Daily: Yes indeed
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Ask me in a few years
Do you belive in yourself: Most the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: decent
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: One of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: 3, actually
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A turtle
What country would you most like to Visit: The Netherlands, Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Middle
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1 so far...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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