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The Age of The Joe Smith Aquarius

They call me the Kool-Aid man , Cuz Im making all the bitches say OOOH Yeah!

About Me

" Money, Cars, Clothes, All a Nigga Knows" I am a Junior, oh correction Senior at GBN, and for my 3rd straight year I run that damn school.I love dancing. I like talking about other people because its fun. I am the devil hear me roar.I have two big loves in my life big city livin all night anal sex parties. I love hanging out with my friends: Pinata, Billy Schwartz, Bill Heyduk, Colin Hartnett, Geno Capezio, Jamie Warzynski, Marco Torres, Vince and Tony, "Big White" Jeremy Rader.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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My Interests

I usually Like to dance naked to the thong song. Then only on Sudays I clean my Colon. Make phone calls to my boys moses and LuciferChristiano Ronaldo

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I'd like to meet:

I would either like to meet an indian girl or a young Jewish woman with a big Snoz.... Just kidding! Jenna Ur ass is mine.

Music:

I like the occasional Rock song. I also like to listen to country, and of course Gospel. But seriously I like, 30 Seconds To Mars, Dashboard Confessional,The Fray, Chevelle, Amber Pacific, Anberlin, Cartel, Alkaline Trio, Taking Back Sunday, Action Action, Snow Patrol, And to get the real man out of me I like, John Mayor.

Movies:

Any Jenna Jameson movie Made, Old School, Waiting, Rudy, The Ringer, American Pie,2,and to end it off American Wedding.This profile was tweaked at MyspaceGeeks.com

Television:

Spanish Playboy, Nino dolce and thats about it

Books:

Little gay but,The Devil Wears Prada, The Ebonic Dictionary, and yes the Good book.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Smitty
Birthday: January 28,1988
Birthplace: Mother Russia
Current Location: Africa
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Bitches
Your Heritage: What ever you want it to be
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes
Your Weakness: Hot Girls
Your Fears: Russian mob members
Your Perfect Pizza: queso
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Dance with The devil
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: Jenna Jameson
Your Best Physical Feature: My Elbows
Your Bedtime: When ever Im a fucking man
Your Most Missed Memory: 8th grade year
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Bitches
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Whatevers Clever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla mixed with Cocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: When I jerk it
Do you Shower Daily: Of course im not a fucking scum
Have you Been in Love: I am right now
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married: Yes to a Jew...kidding
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only on the weekends
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes when Im not yelling at them
Do you like Thunderstorms: On thursdays
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: What kind
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: several with mother
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not that kind of fish :)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the ladies hearts
Ever been Drunk: Too hard for me
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Getting a blow Job from that special someone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Pornstar
What country would you most like to Visit: Ouagadogo
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: 8'0
Weight: 700
Best Clothing Style: My style
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1+2+3+4-10=0
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: Just the prince Albert
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only Missing that Bo Vice concert in Maryland
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Heroes:

Tito Ortiz,Randy Couture,The Rock, Kurt Angle,My cousin Matt Smith, My Uncles Sam And Robert,Coach Hahn A.K.A God, Rulon Gardner,Olympic Gold medalist Cael Sanderson. And the most important Hero in my life Is of course My Mother.Sean Sherk

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Hell begins Monday

   Yes !!! its finally here the beginning of a dynasty. GBN wrestling is ranked possibly 1st in state and 10th in the nation. The team is strong, dedicated, and willing to finally get C...
Posted by The Age of The Joe Smith Aquarius on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST