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Ira

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, what can I say to satisfy you? I am in the Navy, (E-6 for those of you who know about that stuff), currently in Hawaii on shore duty. I was a Navy brat growing up, so I always moved around and never made too many friends, just a ton of acquaintances, or enemies, depends on how you look at it. I am married to a beautiful woman and have three beautiful children. I don't have much time for anything else in my life except to take care of my kids. If you want to know more ask me and I will decide if I want you to know. One last thing, I love sex! I love it so much that if I think a woman is hot, I point her out to my wife and see what she thinks. I am doing what I can to get a second wife, but for now, I will just keep trying to find women my wife likes and go from there.

My Interests

I am interested in Odd news on Yahoo, and sports, and sex, and new things for kids, and how long I have left in the Navy. I am knowledgeable on Disney channel and all things kids, no time for other interests. Unless they are after the kids go to bed, then I am all about it!

I'd like to meet:

The guy who started Darwin Awards, he's a great man. Maybe even some creature that is not of the human world, but exists in it.
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?

Music:

Mainly country, alternative, rock, some Rap and hip-hop. On some nights yodeling, and clog music.

Movies:

Sci-fi movies, action, sex, comedies (especially Adam Sandler), but I still get suckered into watching chick flicks with the wif. Yes WIF, no E, I mean to spell it that way. More PORN, more PORN!!

Television:

Haven't I typed enough all ready?!? Supernatural, The Simpsons, Real Sex (HBO duh), Cathouse, Rolie Polie Olie, Jimmy Neutron, and all the other kid shows.

Books:

Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan, oh my God that series is good. Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind. Piers Anthony's Immortal series. Sci-fi and Fantasy

Heroes:

Darwin Awards Guy, Adam Sandler, anybody that can tie a cherry stem in their mouths, My Wife for our kids.

My Blog

Paperwork in the form of ninjas

I really wish paperwork was code for ninja fights, life would be so much better.  Then we would all be beauracrats, pushing paper all the time.  High flying paper stapler move to boss's inbo...
Posted by Ira on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:24:00 PST

Creative juices... whoops, wrong juice

Hello my restless compatriots, how has the idiocracy treated you today?  Anybody else trying to keep up with politics these days?  Some very interesting things you know, the Preacher Wright ...
Posted by Ira on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

Cynical and Disturbed

Welcome and salutations from another early morning/late night episode of Cynical and Disturbed.  I'm your host Cynical, and my co-host/split personality, Disturbed.  Tonight we delve into th...
Posted by Ira on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:19:00 PST

Hmmm

So, I have kept myself from posting on here for a while for a few different reasons.  But I think that I might just be letting loose here real soon about a few subjects.  I think I have impr...
Posted by Ira on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:16:00 PST

Just a short one, and boring at that

What's going on everybody?  Haven't been on for a while, been just a little busy.  I guess I have been stuck in the middle, not overly angry, not overly happy, but centered in the middle, wi...
Posted by Ira on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST

Don't talk about politics... oops

You know the words I hate- Non Binding Resolution.  What bullshit is that? A resolution that is non binding.  In layman terms, we think you should do this, can't make you do it, or we won't ...
Posted by Ira on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST

Stay tuned.. I'll let you know abut H+H in hawaii

So, I have an appointment with H+H on March 8th for my next tattoo.  I will let everybody know what I thought about them afterward, so far they are pretty normal for Hawaii though.  They jus...
Posted by Ira on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST

Late night tip tappery

You may want to call it early morning, but what the hell. So many thoughts in my head, like trying to catch a single snowflake in the middle of a blizzard.  And that can be silent, when the wind ...
Posted by Ira on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

Where's a good tattooist?

If I was in TN I could go to a guy that I like for tattoos, but I'm not, so I can't.  I have to find a place out here for a tattoo, and quick.  I altered the design a little and picked a new...
Posted by Ira on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

Sasquatches are Itchy People

Ahhhh, yet another late night blog.  Maybe I should lay off the caffeine, or not.  You live life the best you can, and when you make a mistake you admit it, fix it if you can and move on.&nb...
Posted by Ira on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST