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I'm going to go kick some dirt monkeys!!!

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About Me



the names Diana(a.k.a-D)
I practically live at Barnes & Noble when i get time to go there.
i have piercings and a tattoo, so i'm not afraid of pain, but i will run like a mad woman if i see a huge bug. (who wouldn't?)
ill be as good to you as you are to me. but most people i know stay that way, since I'm a cool cat. Not to mention the only reality show i watch is Jackass. Am I awesome or what?
I rather eat a steak than a salad(its impossible to live on rabbit food), I rather be on a motorcycle than a mini van, and I rather laugh than be pissy all the time. =P GO ME!!
I'm the most drama free person I know.And some of my close friends know exactly who drama is *wink*
If you'll go with me to a zoo ( heck, maybe even toy'r'us), and you know how to have fun, you'll be my best friend.
And I think thats all ya need to know...

My Interests

Horseback riding, D&S, ( im non vanilla for those of you who knows what that means), chill-laxin with my home slices, (luv ya!!!), reading, going to W4th and hanging out at the Fat Cat, (a ridiculously cool pool hall thats kinda underground-ish), reading (i'm not ashamed of my nerdy-ness!), looking up some tattoos.....blah blah blah...

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Korn, Dark New Day, Adema, Staind, Plain White Tees, Eddie Money Nine Inch Nails, Three Days Grace, Puddle of Mudd, Sarah McLachlan, Sheryl Crow, Garbage, SR-71, Earshot, Nirvana, Orgy, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Disturbed (even if its undecided whether or not David Dramain is gay...:P), Foo Fighters, Incubus, Cold, The Eagles, Scorpions, and a hole bunch of udders that i cant remember..

Movies:

The Crow, Jackass 1 & 2, Ever After, Fear Dot Com, Chronicles of Narnia, Clerks 1&2, Interview With The Vampire, Heavy Metal 1&2 (animated), The Cell, Red Dragon, Hannibal, all The Matrixes (admit it, that movie was awesome), alot more action movies that refuse to pop into my head right now, hmmm...what else, unfortunately Shawshank Redemtion since my dad made me watch it about....a million times.

Television:

Wild Boys, Miami Ink, Law & Order SVU, CSI: Las Vegas, Jackass and those shows that play music videos for an hour straight.

Books:

The Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton. Hot books with great.... action. And N.T. Morley's writings.

My Blog

woo-frickin-hoo!!!

My hair is long!!! It hasnt been like that in almost a decade!!!! I'm awesome!!!!
Posted by I'm going to go kick some dirt monkeys!!! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:28:00 PST

do it like they do on the DISCOVERY CHANNELLL:]

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Posted by I'm going to go kick some dirt monkeys!!! on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

Just letting everyone know something....

Joe perry is the sexiest man alive !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by I'm going to go kick some dirt monkeys!!! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

Nipple passage in a book that I thought was amusing....

Sometime on chily nights I stand close to my bedroom window Unbotton my nightgown And press my breasts Against the cold glass Just so i can see The amazing trick That my nipples can do.  ...
Posted by I'm going to go kick some dirt monkeys!!! on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:03:00 PST