Miriam

I'd like to meet:

I don't think I should have to say this really, but people keep doing it anyway - don't add me without at LEAST sending me a message first. It's just rude, I don't know why people would just add someone without talking to them - would you walk up to a complete stranger and invite yourself to their house? Fuck no, so don't do the internet equivalent. I am NOT your friend cos I don't know you, so just get some fucking manners. Having said that I will probably say hell yeah if you just send me a message to say hello first, but I won't even look at your profile if you don't have the courtesy to do that. NOW... I'd like to meet, ummm, people? As long as they're decent I don't care - I would say nice people but it sounds too vanilla and I'm not always nice anyway so that would be hypocritical, and I hate hypocrisy. Out of famous people, there's lots. Neil Gaiman, Dita Von Teese (who doesn't?) John Waters - my second and last crush, he's brilliant and the only director who has ever truly managed the art of tackyness, my greatest fear is that one day I will meet him and he won't like me. My only other crush, Bernard Black - yes I know he's not real, but when every other girl was going on about how much they wanted to marry David Beckham I wanted to marry Bernard Black. Who else... Elgar, Eleanor Roosevelt, Bill Hicks, Shakespeare to ask him if he really did write them and what he was doing in those 'missing years', Jacqueline du Pre. I also want to meet Rush Limbaugh just to spit in his face. I'd like to meet a femdom too.