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DJ

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About Me

A fun-loving, sarcastic, cynical, smartass with a heart of gold, a mind like a a steel trap and abs of thin gauge aluminum...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who appreciate crass humor, intellectual discussions and poop jokes... And some hot chicks...

My Blog

Little girl restores a little faith in humanity...

Lovely story here....Tell me why this walk waste of fucking skin deserves to be alive for one moment longer?  Being a believer in the justice system, give him his day in court... And when he is f...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:57:00 GMT

Love Actually... From a cynics point of view....

If you have seen the movie "Love Actutally" you will get this... If not, go out and rent or buy, whichever is cheaper and then come back when you are down......Ok... Now that you have an idea as to wh...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:05:00 GMT

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

AVAST YE FILTHY BILGE RAT!!!I was feeling very nautical (rather than naughty) for some strange reason today...Maybe it was because I got to wear my pirate flip flops to work.... On a dare... One of th...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:41:00 GMT

The Prison Life....

I don't know about anyone else, but I am about sick and damned tired of Paris Hilton... I absolutely relish the idea of her screaming for her mommy in court when the judge sent her stupid ass back to ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:18:00 GMT

Due to overwhelming demand.....

I have finally taken a pic of my progress with my training / weight loss.... Almost 30 pounds lighter, about 6% body fat lost and a little toning and shaping here and there....And without further adie...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:46:00 GMT

Hehehehe....

First off.... Teenage girls shouldn't be wearing their jammies while out shopping... That shit just ain't right...I was reading the headline on one of the tabloid rags while waiting to pay for my asso...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 21:07:00 GMT

Tagged...

Tag Rules: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog about yourself with "six weird habits/things about yourself."At the end you need to choose 6 people you want to tag and list their names.Don...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 17:48:00 GMT

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

While I cannot walk due to my sadistic trainer, I am somehow in a great mood tonight... Possibly it has to do with the additional five pounds I have lost (200 lbs. here I come..) or maybe that it was ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 19:54:00 GMT

Just braggin...

So today was my 1 month weigh in with the trainer... For the last 30 days I have had moments where I was unable to lift my own arms, had to shuffle my feet to walk and have turned down an entire box o...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Rants....

1. Congratulations to Larry Birkhead, winner of the 2007 Anna Nicole Smith     Vaginal Dumpster Invitational (stolen from Fark.com)Hopefully this whole debacle will be over now...2. The...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:00:00 GMT