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The Ham

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't really talk about myself, so I'll let others do it:"He's smarter than a brick, that's for sure." -- Mr. Foquette, high school geometry teacher"Myke? Yeah, mofo owes me five bucks!" -- Tom, CSULB"I attended his pants party and it was so-so... just like him." -- Jenny, Starschmucks"He shaves his legs. What guy shaves his legs? Only limp-wrists do that kind of stuff. Yuck, I don't even wanna think about it." -- Nert, ex-Truckin' lead designer"That boy knows his cougar. Hot damn, that boy really knows his cougar!" -- Eric, Starschmucks"There's no control button on his MAC computer, because Myke's always in control." -- Martin, GT"He once told me that I was meant for him. As a punishment! What a jack-hole." -- Chloe"They call him Pukey because he puked a lot when he drank. He quit drinking this year. Quitter!!!" -- AnonymousJesus loves him...but only as a friend. -- Thumper

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm... I'd like to meet an old friend for lunch. Oh, and meeting Tree Farm and Clown Boy at the same time would be a gas! You are more than welcome to join us.

My Blog

The "Pussyfying" of our Youth

I don't get this. A competition is a competition. Isn't the goal of a basketball game to score as much as possible within four quarters? If the competition can't match up, then why should that hinder ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:37:00 GMT

Spooky Cross

I love having a race nearby. It makes my morning relaxing as opposed to huffing and puffing even before I pin the first number on my jersey. Saturday's race was in Irvine--a short drive of ten minutes...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:58:00 GMT

Let me get this straight...

I was recently checking Jason Sager's blog, and I just finished reading his ramblings about visiting Oregon and checking out these nice townie bikes. Townies are basically bikes you use to go to the g...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:45:00 GMT

New Years Day Ride

So, after three hours of sleep, I got up and packed the bike in the car. Destination: Long Beach. The ride started out a little before 8am. There had to have been at least a thousand people riding the...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:26:00 GMT

Should Have Known Better

Told myself that the goal was to finish within the pack. Not really hard to do unless you blow your wad at the wrong time. I was riding conservatively the whole time. I was chilling in the back heckli...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:50:00 GMT

Why Chuck Norris is the Man

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left a...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:20:00 GMT

Just a hard day

So, the day started normal. But by 10am, things just went to shit. Work was just crazy. Clients can be unbelievable sometimes especially when they have no idea of time constraints nor cost when it com...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:40:00 GMT

We gotta eat all the old people

Yeah, so I'm out riding yesterday. I'm on my way home and was a block away. Coming towards the Staters Bros. parking lot and was going 22-23 clicks when this lady pulls out of the driveway. I tried sw...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:44:00 GMT

Can't wait to get out of this hole

So, it's been about a month since my introduction to the old lady's car. What's new? Well, the lawyer is trying to get the insurance to cover the property damage... that would be Lucy (my favorite red...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 14:04:00 GMT

Log a blog

Hey, this is a blog. Coooooool! Never thought I can do or have one. ooooh. aaaaaah.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:24:00 GMT