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Scared of Pirates

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About Me

I like to laugh. Even if it is at the expense of others. That makes it funnier.MySpace Ticker
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My Interests

Anything that is funny along with good books and good music. I am also a bee whisperer.

I'd like to meet:

Will, Bevis, the guy who invented tivo (thanks now I watch 3 times as much tv), anyone from the Food Network except Rachel Ray (Yes Sharon, Alton Brown rules). I would now like to add all of Amy's friends to the list!

Music:

From Bach to 50 Cent and everything in between.

Movies:

In this order: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Goodfellas, Ernst Goes to Camp, Dumb and Dumber. Everyone should know that Anchorman is a given so I shouldn't have to list it.

Television:

In this order: Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Cops (what other show can you watch and feel so good about your life when you are done?)

Books:

Anything Tom Clancy and any sort of true crime books (I love reading how other peoples lives suck).

Heroes:

Evil Kenevil (nuff said) That man had the biggest set of brass balls you will ever see.