.. width="425" height="350"Well, before we begin, I have to point out the most important thing about me and that is that I am NOT a 'typical teenager' and I don't do 'the usual stuff'. I far prefer culture, good conversation and I don't do getting chateaued, it's so undignified.
I can't bear writing in bullet points, it's far too scientific whereas I am utterly artisticly minded, I don't DO science. I, therefore, write far too much and I write exactly like a historian and I 'overwrite' insanely. I actually sound terribly dull here, but I'm truly not, I'm simultaneously writing my history coursework (8th May 2007, just so I can remember the date of the last time I ever had to write about the Golden age of Spain. It's bloody awful. Never do Early Modern History for A Level! Anyhoo, back to the point...
I live in Kent (which is a bit of a shocker) - sort of in Benenden - where Princess Anne was a 'Very Popular Student'! I have four cats and four chickens - it's like a bloody small holding. I'm at Cranners which is rather horrific, especially after Bedgers as , although they did screw me over more than anyone can imagine, I was actually blissfully happy there. School is almost over now, so this will be irrelevant in less than two weeks. I am so glad to be leaving and becoming an adult, so much more 'me' than this horrific teenage stereotype one is expected to conform to so as to 'fit in'.
I have ridiculous amounts of ambitions. Being a journo (fashion, reporting or newsreading) would be pretty fab, as would being curator of the V&A/Met Fashion Department or to have David Starkey's career (!)... Recent update -
Vote for me for Prime Minister! My new ambition, and I would be FABULOUS! Seriously, though, I would love to lead the country into international wonderment with style, good suits and brilliant hair (and with serious policies!)
Basically, I just want to gain respect and admiration, be happy and live between London, the country, New England, Switzerland, Monaco, Italy and Slovenia - what a dream! I'm sure I can do it, though. I want Ice Skating rinks with penguins(so many happy ice skating memories, especially Hampton Court haha).
I hope to get married and divorced in the vein of Henry VIII and have 6 children one day (Bettina, Humphrey, Mungo, Perpetua, Egbert and Eglantine - maybe not!).
The rather shockingly bad show Ladette To Lady sums me up. I love disaproving of the 'ladettes' and loving the teachers (or the ladies) and I get so many style tips from them - I see no reason why everyone should not be ladylike - the thing I hate most in the world is vulgarity! After all, I am the Mary Poppins of the 21st Century!
Absolutely Fabulous is also very much 'me'. Eddy is absolutely my role model of the highest degree - my aim in live is to be able to walk in such an amusing way - bizarre, I know.
Life would be far better if all I had to do was travel, ice skate, watch polo, dress up (not in a dodgy way), socialise, have intelligent, rich conversations, be anti almost everything, have daily picnics, go to more society parties, trips to the theatre, museums, take (and view) photos and galleries and to be ridiculously successful and be on best dressed lists. It WILL happen.
I can't actually believe that I've neglected to mention fashion and style until now, how could I forget?! It (in my case, fashion and style are one) is so incredibly important to be and is the basis of my life. I hope, no matter how involved with other areas of life I get, fashion and style will always be a consideration, at present I have literally stupid amounts of clothes and (that old cliche!) can never find anything to wear. However, I must remind myself that 'fashion passes, style remains' so style is forever.
♥SOME OF THE THINGS THAT SUM ME UP TOTALLY:
Being perfect
ABC
Murder, She Wrote
Absolutely Fabulous
Preppyness
French Politics
Prime Minister Ambitions
Marc Jacobs London
Wearing blue, all the time
Platform shoes
Mint, Pink and White
Early Modern History
Ralph Lauren
Chanel
DSquared
Pringle of Scotland
Tatler
Elle
Paris Vogue
Rome
Philosophy Products
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Bree
Cardigans
Pearls, by all means Pearls
Pombears
David Starkey worship
Cambridge desperation
Paris in the Spring
New England in the Fall
Switzerland
Primark
Apple jewellery
Dressing up
Mrs. Elton
Robert Browning
Ladette to Lady
Put on your Pearls, Girls!
The Muppet Christmas Carol
Ice Skating
Polo
Polo Shirts
Ribbon Belts
Bows
Stripes
Polka Dots
Cowboys
Pirates
Sailor Outfits
Earl Grey
Sleeplessness
Duran Duran
Margot
Excessive amounts of Shoes
Cashmere
Huge Sunglasses
80’s Music
London Fashion Week
Selfridges
Fortnum and Mason Fountain Restaurant
Hans Holbein
Lempicka
Lichtenstein
Rufus Wainwright
Christmas
Alfred Hitchcock
Charade
High Society
Head Bands
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Camel Coats
Faux Fur
A 50's mentality
Being a genius
Mary Poppins
Touche Eclat
Anti-trainer stance
Shift Dresses
Comedy Dancing
Fashion Journalism
Televised History
Jilly Cooper
Daydreaming
Spontaneity
Self-obsession
Keeping up Appearances ♥
Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A: Prep
Your Favorite Band/Song Barenaked Ladies - One Week
You Like To Read: Biographies/Autobiographies
You Firmly Believe In: Orange juice
Everyone Thinks You Are: A cheap bastard
You Were Conceived: By immaculate conception
You Will Marry: Ghandi
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This is actually very accurate, apart from the cheap bastard part and the conception bit!
