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About Me

I am The Ocho, the un-official bar of MTFD (Overkill, The Shankster, and Cowboy are firefighters) and exclusive club to the rest of the Carbondale area. I'm open and working at special request or randomly...whenever one of the 3 Wise Men decide to open up.
I am home to over 40 different liquors and always at least a couple of different beers. (Bud products usually, and a private stock of Guinness). I have the capability to mix over 900 different drinks, including The Ocho's signature drink, The French Whore, created by Wise Man Mitch.
The French Whore is guaranteed to make anyone's night a blast, and the ladies love it. It comes served in a 32 ounce stein. You'll want to drink it fast. This is not encouraged.
And if you'd like to know more about the 3 Wise Men check out their individual profiles in the Top 8...Overkill, The Shankster, and Cowboy.
NOTE: No liquor is sold at The Ocho. Monetary donations for upkeep are always appreciated, but not required.

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Beer, whisky, rum, cigars, tequila, Bailey's, whiskey, porn, bourbon, scotch, gin, boobs, Pucker, Schnapps, brandy, sex, various malt beverages, drinking games, and women.

"It'll only hurt for a minute...but DAMN will it hurt."

I'd like to meet:

Hot girls with alcohol induced clothing allergies and/or sexual addictions.

Music:

Rock, alternative, metal, punk, some country, some rap, ...any good drinking song

Movies:

Comedies, action, porn. That about covers it.

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Television:

Rescue Me, Comedy Central, [adult swim], The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Cathouse, American Dad, The History Channel, NASCAR, porn.

Books:

The Bartender's Bible

Heroes:

Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Adolphus Busch, Arthur Guinness, Captain Morgan, Jose Cuervo,

My Blog

Things more popular than President Bush...

D.C. CONFIDENTIAL Fruitcake Polling Higher Than Bush EATING IT Tough to swallowAccording to the latest CBS News poll, the president's overall approval rating has dipped to 28 percentthe...
Posted by The Ocho on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

10 best Super Bowl ads of all time

The 10 best Super Bowl ads of all time These spots were often more entertaining than the actual gameCOMMENTARYBy Peter HartlaubMSNBC contributorUpdated: 2:29 p.m. CT Feb 1, 2007.. language="javascript...
Posted by The Ocho on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

Redneck Pick-up Lines

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause ...
Posted by The Ocho on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

Maxim's Top Topless Anthems

what would add?________________________________________________________ _Maxim's Top Topless Anthems These songs ring a bell?...
Posted by The Ocho on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

Top 10 Douchebags of 2006

And so, without further ado -- send in the douchebags.#10 -- James FreyMassengil Scale: 2 pts Vinegar/8 pts Water/100 pts BullshitThe Facts: Living proof that, as we often tell our children, you reall...
Posted by The Ocho on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

Christopher Walken's Twelve Days of Christmas

The First DayThe partridge, the pear tree. I trust both have arrived safely on this First Day of Christmas. The partridge, unfortunately, required mounting for shipping. Taxidermy. I had to strangle t...
Posted by The Ocho on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST

The Shankster on the front page

Makanda home badly burned by andrea hahn, the southern Firemen from Makanda Township fire department try to keep the water on a home in Union Hills subdivision Friday morning. The home appeared to...
Posted by The Ocho on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:03:00 PST

Musical condoms

Strike the right note with a musical condom! Publish Date : 2/17/2005 6:50:00 PM Source : Science and Technology News Onlypunjab.com Now, you can play it safe along with music! A scientist ha...
Posted by The Ocho on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

The 100 Greatest TV Quotes & Catch Phrases

Dyn-O-Mite! TV Land lists catchphrases Associated Press --> begin body-content --> NEW YORK - Sometimes it takes only a word, or just a few, to become immortalized in television history. T...
Posted by The Ocho on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man

The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man The questions are: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? What...
Posted by The Ocho on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST