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smoking_robot

i want to sleep

About Me

i am _________.

fill in the blank.

make somethin up.

and im late to everything, so please, tell me shit starts 1 hour earlier than it actually does.

My Interests

monster suits, b-sides off of pinkerton, raer jawns, peanut butter, fucking up, efforts in futility, any and all activities in which the fishtown fist dominates its competition, and tetris

I'd like to meet:

motivation.

Music:

big drums. repeated patterns and loops. endless melodies. odd rhythmic structures. dissonance. chord progressions. interlocking minor thirds. pianos of the acoustic variety. a good warm fuzzy sustain. and s_r and the seashore.

Movies:

charlie kaufman
wong kar wai

Television:

family guy, show (chappelle's and Mr.'s), monty python, lost, its always sunny in philadelphia and arrested development. but i forget when they all come on, so i never watch them.

Books:

o'connor, murakami, borges, and real sophisticated smart shit too.

Heroes:

stravinsky, satie, mingus, monk, cory arcangel, dylan ebdus, ethan hawley, sartre for real.

My Blog

dormant/hibernate

dormant status/hibernation word.  so this is considered moments of hibernation.  does it matter?  get at me in real life ya'll if you need something, or at this guy's page: www.myspac...
Posted by smoking_robot on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST

aw shit

usually microsoft and free never appear in the same sentence, but could this be the most charitable thing they've ever done?arrrested development: watch it on your computerhotshit!...
Posted by smoking_robot on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:49:00 PST

Wow

You know those things that hack your myspace and have you post nonsense comments on people's pages? i've stumbled across the most embarassing one.  Normally they're lame and say something to the ...
Posted by smoking_robot on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:34:00 PST

i aint

much of a kanye fan, but this is great.  its also kinda NSFW cuz o language and other things etc. if you dont know the og... piecetothebreaksdotcomandallthegaw...
Posted by smoking_robot on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

ever since

i posted that last blog about my buddy tisha, i have had an onslaught of friend requests from these fake profiles.  this is crazy....
Posted by smoking_robot on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST

no, i am not interested in your nude photos

dear tisha,i regreatfully inform you that i will not be accepting your friend request.  I understand you may be doing this out of a desire to reach out and be apart of people's lives all across t...
Posted by smoking_robot on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

ever hear that pharcyde track "oh shit"? (NSFW)

well here's the inspiration behind fatlip's verse.  Also, its not safe for work, and its kinda foul, so if you're faint of heart blah blah blah, dont press play. ...
Posted by smoking_robot on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

weird dreams = i need a job in advertising

before i woke up i had a dream.  i dreamed a tourism commercial for argentina.and it was awesome.it opened with someone on some generic beach in florida with someone writing a letter to someone a...
Posted by smoking_robot on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

holy crap

i went to my car to grab something i forgot. and some dude was stumbling down my street urinating on the sidewalk as he sort of walked/fell/stumbled down the block.it was insane.
Posted by smoking_robot on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

i lost my cell phone

so quickly i'll outline my bulletin's:i lost my cellphone, which means i lost your #.which means i wont call you anytime soon.  which means ive been so annoyed over the whole thing and i had to h...
Posted by smoking_robot on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST