First and most important.......I was an accident. Mom and Dad didn't plan on having another kid, but as a result from a drunken night of passion..........I was created. I was created by alcohol....by golly, I'm gonna die by alcohol. That brings me to the second thing about me. Boy can I drink. I can funnel a beer in one second flat, 2 beers in 3 seconds flat. It really is a curse to have the drinking abilitly that I have. I swear I would be a rich man if I wasn't able to drink lilke this. Hmmmmmmmm what else.......I have a Meggy and shes wonderful. I also have a bump, his name is Alexander. I fart all the time and I'm not ashamed. My nostrils are huge. My favorite word is SMEAR. I truly believe that I am the sexiest person I know (aside from Meggy "Hot Buns" Hilton of course) I can sometimes do the worm.
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