sex |
colin is my sex
lots and lots of colin sex
Posted by on Thu, 10 Mar 2005 09:29:00 GMT |
cold |
i twisted my ankle and bruised my shin (2x).
me: i think you should go across the street and ask him for money *pointing to random person*
bam: *looking at me if i were either stupid or crazy for ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Mar 2005 15:46:00 GMT |
Sorry for Bush |
My Dick would make a better president.
Posted by on Sat, 13 Nov 2004 09:59:00 GMT |
Funny thoughts today |
Me: Do you believe in love? Jack: If there's sex involved, then yes. Me: You just made my day. Jack: I live to serve. Eric: I masturbate so much my penis curves to the right.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:35:00 GMT |
GAH |
I am VERY tired. VERY, VERY tired. As a matter of fact, I think Im gonna take a nap now.
Posted by on Thu, 04 Nov 2004 14:26:00 GMT |
Devestation? |
I"m not sure whether I'm happy that Bush won or not.
My buxom is on fire.
Surrealism in terms of cow: You have to giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
Adopt Your Own Em...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:53:00 GMT |
raWr |
I needed my own personal MySpace account and not the one I shared with my band.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Nov 2004 16:56:00 GMT |
