E.A.

Hey hey what can you say? I'm just a honest dude in a not so honest world. Sometimes for fun I run into burning buildings and rescue orphans from peril, or anyoune else that needs rescuing. If there is no fire, then I will go around and collect grocery carts and return them to the correct store, and then I take different carts from the store and replace the carts that I took. I get bored sometimes, but I stay busy.I've been blessed with the best family anyone could ever hope for. I also have great friends, they are very reasonable. I will give you their numbers, please tell them that I sent you, and then I can get a discount on my dues. If you refer somebody, you can get a discount.Sometimes I get down on myself, always longing for what I don't have, sometimes forget how lucky I truly am. So what I do is I yell as loud as I can for about 7 minutes, then I drink lemon juice straight, gargle with Listerine, and then put salt in my eyes, and kick myself in my own balls. Then I think, wow I was alot luckier 8 minutes ago.Still on my quest to find balance and a way to channel my passion in a positive way. I have reached a point in my life where I am become too damn comfortable! So I'm gonna sell all my furniture, this should do the trick! Don't worry, I am self medicated!