3000 years ago in the highlands of burma an elderly man carved out on a stone what he thought was the prophecy...he stated that one day, somewhere, somehow, 5 men would spawn out of an eagels womb and take the world by storm, the events that followed were unbelievable, some would say not true...but being rediculously good at making music these men were hunted down and slaughtered....or were they...years later...they rose and struck back with great vengence and fury by raping the local farmers livestock.
This is a story of 5 men from the land they call the northern beaches who bring you kiss and jovi covers better than kiss and jovi cover them selves.
~More of the prophecy coming soon~ x!
...and just excuse the sloppy recording...
OUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A PORNO
We've been lucky to share the stage with bands such as-
Carpathian
Angelas Dish
Shinto Katana
