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What do I do? Well, thanks for askin! I ring my bell and I like to dance!!! My neighbor's an airline pilot. I got fleas. So, I'm perfect. Everyone wants to be me. I like to drown out the cd when I sing in my car. I collect Pooh keychains and stuffed animals. My fave holiday is Halloween. I always forget my doggie bag when leaving a restaurant. I don't like cults like Jehovah's Witnesses or supermodels. My toes sweat a lot. I really like teddy bears, esp. Winnie the Pooh. I drink entirely too much coffee. I'd fuck me. I say sexy things to myself when I'm dancing. I smoke too much. I'm considering moving to BAWston. I don't like alcoholics. I take date rape drugs for recreational use. I'm voting for Obama. I like to bake things. I don't believe we made it to the moon. My toes wiggle when I have to pee. I like to find things from around my house and give them away as gifts. I know lots of jokes, so ppl like me. I keep an Uzi in my gym locker. My doctor tells me that if he was a betting man, he bets I'll be dead by age 30. I don't take anything in my tea. I wear lots of stripes and polka dots. I like watching the raindrops fall down my windshield. I love to smell my dogs' ears. I think blood is interesting. I have realistic goals. Life is not a big deal. I prefer to dance down the street like a Dingledody. If you don't know me by now, you will never ever know me. I'm on aim - paisleyspade555

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My Interests

arson, weddings, art, reading, sleeping, writing, watching movies, baking, playing w/ puppies, photography, collecting Poohs, laying about on the floor outside my dorm room and eating sandwiches (I grab ppl as they walk past), getting lap dances from one-armed strippers who are crying, befriending homeless people, I adore animals, esp. dogs, koalas, frogs, rats and mices, setting homeless people on fire, sleeping in, going out for a smoke in my robe and coon cap and yelling "Shitter was full!" at ppl walking to class...

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I'd like to meet:

Hayao Miyazaki, Sarah Jessica Parker, Bettie Page, New York, David Bowie, Tori Amos, Marilyn Monroe, Kat Von D, Jack Kerouac, Neal Cassady, Allen Ginsberg, Gregory Corso, Gary Snyder, and the rest of those freakos.
I have issues with...
intelligence
excess
religion
discipline
submission
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Music:


powered by frazy.commath the band, tori amos, say anything, young love, gym class heroes, hellogoodbye, fallout boy, brand new, the starting line, alanis morissette, bjork, collective soul, augustana, breaking benjamin, REM, better than ezra, gin blossoms, the cure, tears for fears, jars of clay, ben folds, deep forest, duran duran, eisley, radiohead, snow patrol, shinedown, stroke 9, sugarcult, wild strawberries, U2, tracy chapman, third eye blind, frou frou, the killers, the fray, the cranberries, tegan & sarah, switchfoot, queen, prince, pat benatar, gwen stefani, nickelback, nirvana, muse, meatloaf, lenny kravitz, imogen heap, howie day, james blunt, hinder, george michael, garbage, madonna's old shit, billy joel, the beatles, david bowie, relient K, taking back sunday, my chem, opeth, pink, panic! at the disco, archie star, boston, cake, bush, cher's old shit, colbie collait, damien rice

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the jerk, empire records, magnolia, spirited away, the burbs, my neighbor totoro, eternal sunshine, mallrats, little miss sunshine, you and me and everyone we know, romeo + juliet, bill and ted's excellent adventure, empire records, transamerica, O, dodgeball, this boy's life, clerks, the linguini incident, slackers, the cable guy, the labyrinth, running with scissors, totally awesome, scotland, pa, y tu mama tambien, requiem for a dream, howl's moving castle, joy luck club, donnie darko, pulp fiction, hot rod, superbad, election, edward scissorhands, the exorcist
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Television:

disney, animal planet, to catch a predator, wonder showzen, maury, court tv, I Love New York - hopefully, there'll be a 3rd, dr. phil...so what's yr diagnonsense?

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Books:

I like books, but not the ones w/o pictures. One time I thought I read a book, but it wasn't a book...it was a map of the United States.WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
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Heroes:

Joey Greco, Maury Povich, Marilyn Monroe (even though she was a flake), Chris Hanson, Criss Angel, Bettie Page, Tori Amos, Mary Magdalene

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