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BITCH PLEASE. IM A NINJA.

About Me


KAHLA-JAYDE™
i have blue eyes. big blue eyes.
pronounced kay-la jay-duh fuckers
19/10/1989 - 17 for the smart kids.
im just kahla jayde. nothing more nothing less.
i wont be surprised if you dont like me
but you will never find another like me
i have a 9 year old sister. she annoys me.
but shes my world
in order to trust people, i first pick their personality to pieces.
i cant help it.
i do not smoke or do drugs.
and i rarely drink
its my choice and im sticking to it.
we wont will judge eachother. its unavoidable
i am not pretty. gorgeous. amazing.
i dont care and i wont take your shit.
i would be NOTHING if my mum didnt teach me to be
myself at all times
i dont have many girl friends.
i prefer guys alot more
i will go to the end of the earth for my friends
they are my world
most of my smiles are fake
but its easy to tell if its real, my dimple will show.
the amount of people who bring out my dimple
i can count on one hand.
i have a huge heart, it gets me hurt
i hate lies, you know the type, when they give you hope
then you find out it was a lie.
you feel your heart sink and your hopefulness fizzle
honesty is the best policy with me.
i tend to hate my homegroup at school.
most people in it are of shit quality.
except for sally.
she keeps me sane in there.
i think we keep each other sane.
she is not of shit quality.
my dad is my hero.
you think im lame? you have no fucking idea
he fucking pwns you.
i rarely see him
but that just makes it better when i do.
i love him (:
i have hopes and dreams.
get in the way of them?
well lets just say i wouldnt like to be you
im in love with a boy.
he knows who he is.
he is fucking perfect to me.
i swear alot dont add me if your easily offended.
my favourite word is cunt
i straighten my hair most days.
and its not to impress you
i also wear makeup everyday
the cup size of my bra is DD. get over it.
just coz i have big boobs doesnt make me an airhead
im not skinny
i prefer to be a size 12 then a size 6 stickwoman.
i personally dont find that ribs sticking out is attractive.
im most comfortable in my trackies.
hell yeah im a dag
music is not my life
but plays a massive part
i have two favourite songs.
"iris" and "wonderwall"
the colour yellow makes me happy..
i love to dance. anytime. anyplace.
i have zero shame and no regrets.
give me a boy with tight jeans
ill cream
i love football.
port power are my team
life is too short for regrets.
i live for the moment.
i want to be famous..
and its gonna be for something meaningful
some people say im awesome..
and i think i'd say their right.

JUSTINE NICOLE FERGUSSON ♥
she is my best friend.
and none of you could even begin to imagine our bond
she is my heart and soul
nothing could ever mean more than her
i wish i saw her more
we are stupid together
and from the first moment we met
we were totally comfortable with each other
i tell her everything
there is nothing she doesnt know about me
hurt her and i will fuck you up 10 fold.
i love her more than anything
try to come between us?
ill fucking stomp on you :]
LytsAreCuter

My Interests

i hate animal cruelty.
it makes me sick to the stomach.
the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
people who do it are so pathetic.
would they like to be microwaved?

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her face is a map of the world..can you see she's a..

I'd like to meet:



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THE ORDER OF MY TOP FRIENDS MEANS NOTHING.
PLEASE DONT BITCH TO ME ABOUT IT.
ILL JUST TAKE YOU OUT OF IT.
THANKYOU.

Music:

queen.
stuff i can sing too.
anything but techno?
the gambler by kenny rogers goes well.
bahaha. as does the joker.
i like gwen stefani.
i like metal.
fuck you all

Movies:


isaac vincent rye
hes my kinda movie.
days feels like years
and i sure hope this will be years
isaac you amaze me
iv never met someone like him..
i dont want to meet anyone else like him. i love him you wont find any better in adelaide.


Television:


danielhead (:
cant wait to meet the kid.
he makes me feel good about myself.
and hes amazing to talk to
i trust and respect him
love you kidddo.


Books:


to kill a mockingbird
harry potter .
jackie collins novels
the sisterhood of the travelling pants trilogy.

Heroes:


RYAN JAMES PENTON.
a huge part of my life.
he makes me smile big
a boy i trust admire and cherish
he doesnt judge me.
like most of you fucks do
he makes me feel good
he is the only one i let call me babe.
so dont bother trying
i doubt there is anything that will make me think less of him
nothing will come between us NOTHING
theres no way anyone could ever know how much he means to me..
because its impossble to put in words.
but its more than the world
pretty much love him.

these kids.

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My Blog

Year 12 English Studies.

This is the autobiographical recount i wrote for my year 12 english studies class. LOL.   I remember the day so well. It was my first day ever of kindergarten and I was overly excited. Mum had g...
Posted by kahlajayde.™ on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

German :]

i love german :]its probably the best language going.Die Schuletag ist lange und langweilig. Ich habe so veil Arbeit! Ich freust mich schon auf die Ferien! Meine Freundin Justine ist wirklich toll. Si...
Posted by kahlajayde.™ on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

meh. 7 random things.

Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about yourself.People who get tagged need to write their own blog about their seven things as well as these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to ch...
Posted by kahlajayde.™ on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

this is fucked. who the hell would think like this!

Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice: 1. Do you live at home but your paren...
Posted by kahlajayde.™ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST

stupid thinking. stupid ability.

so before i ever had myspace.. i had a website i used to write my poetry and shit on. that website is now deleted.. but i was going thru old files and i found my old poems.. its some pretty heavy shit...
Posted by kahlajayde.™ on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

read and understand. stolen from ryan. meaninnful to me all the same.

HATE EMO? READ THIS: Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barel...
Posted by kahlajayde.™ on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:50:00 PST