"She look-a-like-a-woman, but she'll never be a lady." (Official Girlbot Slogan) This model K series 8125 *NEW and Improved* Girlbot comes with all the extras! Includes your own Do-It-Youself Girlbot Program Instructions Book.
With instructions for:
How To Make Your Girlbot Cook you a Feast.
How To Make Your Girlbot Get you a Beer.
How To Make Your Girlbot Get you the Remote.
How To Make Your Girlbot Give you a Foot/Back Rub
How To Make Your Girlbot Take out the Trash.
How To Make Your Girlbot Keep You Up All Night
How To Make Your Girlbot Clean The House
and many many more exciting "How To's"
*ACT NOW* and receive a wonderful collection of Keep Me Clean Aprons, Cook With Me Spatulas, and your own lifetime supply of Clean with me Soap.
*AND* If you're one of our first 50 callers you'll receive our Special Edition Sex Ed. Manual guide to your Girlbot.
So Act Now! Supplies are Limited.
The earlier model K series 8124 was recalled and eventually discontinued due to excessive smoking when under pressure and spitting in public places. With this model K Series 8125 you have a 92% Satisfaction Guarantee Certificate! So you are sure to be happy with her.
The Number To Call is 1-800-GIRLBOT
Remember Guys and Girls, Take care of your Girlbot and she'll always take care of you.
*WARNING* Girlbot is programmed with Emotional Idiot State for once a month. You can purchase our Girlbot Guide on "How to Make Your Girlbot Happy Even When She's Being an Emotional Idiot" for only $19.99! WHAT A DEAL!
Once again the number to call is 1-800-GIRLBOT
CALL NOW!
What's the price for the whole package you ask? Ah! Yes! The Price is a mere piece of your own heart. Non refundable. No C.O.D's please.
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