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About Me

I need a new layout. Like, really badly. But I suck with that stuff.
The name is Alyssa.
My name is NOT babe, hon, sweetie, sexy, etc. (Unless you're Mickey
Don't talk to me if you're stupid.
I'm a huge loser and I like it.
You'll probably find me at Price Chopper or the Wendy's parking lot on late Friday nights.
I enjoy the simple things in life.
Unless I know you well, I won't say much to you. I'm very shy, so I don't have much to say in person or on the phone, let alone the internet.
80 - 85% of my friends are guys. I hate most girls.
It's hard for me to trust people.
But I tell Anna, Rob and Carl everything.
I'm one of those people that everyone hates for no reason.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
Don't be fooled by the MySpace pictures. I don't actually look that good. I'm actually kind of fat. It's all in the angles.
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.
A carful of people singing silly 80's/90's songs is gooooooood times.
I'm pretty insensitive.
I judge you when you use poor grammar.
I refuse to be "politically correct". 'Cause it's real dumb.
Ironic situations make me giggle.
I get jealous easily, although I usually keep it to myself.
I refuse to be girly.
I hate showing weakness.
I worry too much.
I do not have a screen name. Stop asking me.
And no nudes either. Fuckin' pervert.
I play in piles of diabetes.
Oh, and it takes me forever to reply to comments, messages, and to accept friend requests. I'm not being a bitch, I'm just lazy. And usually VERY busy. Be patient. also, I'm not on MySpace all that much anymore.
Remember kids:
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My Interests

I ♥ Neopets

I'd like to meet:

I need to meet this guy. And make him my best friend.

I would like to meet anyone who doesn't fall into the following categories:
-If you want to talk to me with the soul purpose of haveing sex with me, I have zero interest in meeting you.
-If your life consists of getting drunk and/or doing drugs, I don't want to know you.
-Over 25? Go away you creepy bastard.
-Overly happy people annoy me.
-So do people who are depressed all the time without a decent reason.
-Sorry, but I don't like most "ghetto" or "emo/scene" people either.
-If you have the common sense of a carrot, I think it's best to just end it all.
-If you can't speak/type like an intelligent person, don't bother.
-I don't like people who aren't themselves and act the way people think they need to act.
-I don't want to meet anyone that thinks they're evil. Like, shitting out fire and brimestone evil. No. You're not. Not even a little. You fart confetti and sunshine, stop being a retard.
-At the same time, I don't need to be meeting any puppy eaters either.
-I hate hippies. College know-it-all hippies are the worst.
-I don't like people who try to push their beliefs on others.

Music:

I enjoy industrial. And metal. Mostly black and death metal. Favorite band- Circus of Dead Squirrels. Go listen to them. I like all types of rock though... but not that pop rock shit. And emo sucks a whole lot of ass too. Absolutely HATE rap. I don't see it as music, it's people talking with a beat behind them. I believe it takes absolutely no talent to rap. Techno is good times. It kicks ass ^_^ I usually like anything that makes me feel like dancing ^^
Bands I enjoy:

Circus of Dead Squirrels
DETHKLOK
Cradle of Filth
Lamb of God
Opeth
Agathodaimon
Between the Buried and Me
Zeromancer
Dimmu Borgir
The Black Dahlia Murder
Rammstein
H.I.M.
69 Eyes
No Forgiveness
Arch Enemy
7 Angels 7 Plagues
The Bloodhound Gang
Deicide
Eiffel 65
Priapism
Apostasy
Alter of the Apocalypse
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Circle of Dead Children
Marilyn Manson
Dope
Weird Al Yankovik
Bloodbath
Finntroll
Daler Mehndi
Children of Bodom
Nightwish
OhGr
Skinny Puppy
Voice Of Vision
Velvet Acid Christ
Helltrash
Orbital
As I Lay Dying
Bass Hunter
Boris the Sprinkler
Bal-Sagoth
System of a Down
Naglfar
Edenyzed
Hypocrisy
Satyricon
Apoth
Hopesfall
Dark Tranquility
Fight Night
Pan Thy Monium
Murderdolls
Gunther
Staind
Otep
Scurvy
Amon Amarth
Gorgoroth
Deasdy
Behemoth
Give Up The Ghost
Heaven Shall Burn
Daft Punk
DJ Taka
Captain Jack
Grendel
Queen
The Rolling Stones
Van Halen
Blue Osyter Cult
Mudvayne
CombiChrist
Devil Driver
Demon Hunter
Opiate For the Masses
Kataklysm
Moonspell
God Dethroned
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Twisted Method
Hollywood Undead
Jeffree Star
Slayer
Enforsaken
The Cruxshadows
Converge
Deadstar Assembly
Atom and His Package
Slipknot
Drowning Pool
They Might Be Giants
Disturbed
Dark Funeral
Greenday
The Casualties
Dog Fashion Disco
Orgy
Treibhaus
Ozzy
Black Sabbath
A Minute Till Midnight
Among the Living
And the Hero Fails
Bury Your Dead
A Thousand Falling Skies
And these guys 'cause they're silly.
More when I think of them...And some awesome CT bands:
Circus of Dead Squirrels

Priapism

Apostasy

In Silent Graves

Movies:

American History X, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Half Baked, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, V For Vendetta, Snakes on a Plane, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike BAck, Clerks, Clerks 2.

Television:

I watch mostly cartoons. Usually Nikelodeon and Cartoon Network. And Comedy Central. Favorite shows include: South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Fairly Odd Parents, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Chappelle's Show, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Drawn Together, Futurama, InuYasha, Jimmy Neutron, Spongebob, aaannnddd... that's all I care to list.

Heroes:

Hard Gay. 'Cause he's super awesome.

And let us not forget...

My Blog

Want to talk to me?

Then ya might wanna read this first. About messaging me: ~ I like making friends, I'll talk to just about anybody. ~ But I would rather not talk to you if you're old. (old being like 30) ~ If you sen...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:03:00 PST

Scene kids should not be seen. Or heard.

I'm sure many of you have read this already, but I still get the question every now and then. Plus, I felt it was blog-worthy. And I added a few things. People ask me why I hate emo a lot. I feel this...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell.

Let's get into what Alyssa doesn't like. Why? Because I feel like it. (Just some things I was pondering) ~First note: If what I say offends you, or you disagree with it, I don't care. Odds are, your ...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friend Art

I'm very bored today, so I think I'll post some stuff that my friends make. Wooooo. Plus, I get to prove that I have cooler friends than you do. So send me stuff! Art by Anna Mr. Stompy Feet ...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:38:00 PST

R.I.P. Katie

R.I.P Katie Anna Groody*You will always be remembered and forever in our hearts*We love you and miss you "We've all heard of people who die in car accidents, it just never really hits you until you lo...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 04:35:00 PST

It has come to my attention..

that people seem to think I "look down upon" people younger than me. Well, that's entirely not true. I don't care how old someone is. Some of my best friends are younger than me. True, I do say "You d...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:33:00 PST

I hate hippies (especially PETA people)

I don't like people who try and push their beliefs on me. Especially when they suck. Like hippies ideas. They're usually retarded.This is what I think of hippies:And this, oh this, THIS is what I say ...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sorry

I hate that freakin' word. Sorry. I've heard it too many times for it to have any affect whatsoever anymore. No one is ever actually sorry when they apologize to me. The only people who actually ever ...
Posted by My name is Johnny Grey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST