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About Me


John Barrowman - What About Us
My profile is here to primarily entertain and inform. Since, no one uses their real image on the things anyway, I have no delusions of ever meeting anyone. Of course, there are the temporal and spatial separations to consider, as well. However, if you have something interesting on your page, then I am likely to put in an add request; especially, if there are mutual interests, friends, or groups involved. Being a photographer and a graphic artist, sometime just being visually interesting will be enough (the images you use or your profile layout). If you do not like me, my humor, my profile sections, my blogs, whatever - just block me and be done with it, we are all (hopefully) adults here. That way, there will be no multiple profile views or rude messages. It would be great if these social networking sites would do it automatically when you hit the Deny Button.

Not just "Something Wicked This Way Comes" ...
but something dark and sticky, crude and earthy, too!


Photographer and Graphic Artist
Digital Image Restoration and Retouching
Digital Photography and Graphic Design
Web Design and Copywriting
Painting and Drawing (Fine Art)
CADD and Space Planning
Associations, Certificates, and Degrees
Dual Associate of Arts Major in Digital Media and Electronic Media
National Association of Photoshop Professionals
Web Graphic Design Certificate
Dual Associate of Arts Degree in Photography and Commercial Art with Honors
Small Business Management Program Certificate
Your Personality Is Rational (NT)
You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything and this drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart and/or talented people. In fact, you are often a little short with people who do not impress you or who embrace mediocrity. You seem distant to some but it is usually because you are deep in thought. Those who do understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate. One who is either very intelligent and/or possesses unique talents or skills. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers such as like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often cannot take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you are coasting on what you were born with and dislike affectations such as trendy hair styles. You think fashion and fads are silly, as well. During your downtime, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.
The Three Question Personality Test
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You are not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. However, you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. However, you are borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You are generally a friendly and trusting person. However, you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You are generally cool and collected but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth but there is a few emotional bumps you would like to eliminate.
Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You will try almost anything interesting and you are constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseur of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
The Five Factor Personality Test
Your Values Profile
Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You are loyal to your friends but only to a point. If they cross you, then you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you but you also stay true to yourself.
Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You are honest when you can be but you are not a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, then you will go for it. In the end. you mostly care about "situational integrity".
Generosity: You value generosity highly. So much so, you often put your own needs last. There is nothing wrong with having a caring heart but you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.
Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. You do not need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You are very modest and you desire to keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance: You value tolerance a fair amount. You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas. You have very few prejudices of which you are aware. However, while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.
The Five Factor Values Test
Your Personality Type Is: INFP
You have an Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiver (INFP) personality commonly referred to as "The Idealistic Philosopher".
About Your Personality Type
Imagine a deep lush valley, caressed by flowers and trees that eternally blossom, inhabited by animals that serve as gentle companions and by people who spend their days loving, creating, and selflessly serving humanity. This is the world of the rare (only about 3 percent of the population) Idealistic Philosopher. The person who is forever striving to live in a perfect world where love and harmony abound.
When You Are In Love
As an idealistic Philosopher, you believe that true love requires a profound emotional and spiritual connection. You may also believe that, to attain this desired state, you will have to endure a great deal of pain and sacrifice. Yet all the suffering will be worth it once you find your perfect love. When that blessed day comes, you will be a complete person, as you and your partner will work together to make the world a better place. In the beginning of a relationship, you tend to idealize your mate as the greatest person in the world; you'd easily give up your life for him or her. Later, when reality intrudes, you may find yourself disappointed as you realize that no real human being can match the fantastic images of love and romance you created in your imagination. Fortunately, despite your disillusionment, you somehow recover and begin to accept the flaws of your partner, ever so slowly, while still wishing you could change him or her into the perfect image you had when you first fell in love.
Where To Meet
Where can you meet an Idealistic Philosopher? Idealistic Philosophers love writing, psychology, the arts, and relationships, and are drawn to activities that involve a crusade or mission. You can bump into them at bookstores, especially in sections related to the preceding topics. You can also find Idealistic Philosophers at the theater, art galleries, and museums - often walking slowly, by themselves, lost in their thoughts.
Your Are Best With
#1 Match - The Giver (ENFJ)
They strive to maintain harmony in relationships and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, they are good at making personal connections. Sometimes they idealize relationships too much and end up being screwed. They find the most energy and comfort in social situations; where they shine. They would make good writers, human resources directors, or psychologists.
#2 Match - The Protector (INFJ)
They live their life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, they rarely stray from their vision - no matter what it is. They are excellent listeners, with almost infinite patience. They have complex, deep feelings, and they take great care to express them. They would make great photographers, alternative medicine gurus, or teachers.
#3 Match - The Idealist (INFP)
They are creative with a great imagination, living in their own inner world. Open minded and accepting, they strive for harmony in their important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know them. They are hesitant to let people get close. However, once they care for someone, they do everything they can to help that someone grow and develop. They would make excellent writers, psychologists, or artists.
#4 Match - The Thinker (INTP)
They are analytical and logical. They are on a quest to learn everything they can. Smart and complex, they always love a new intellectual challenge. Their biggest pet peeve is people who slow them down with trivial bullshit. Quiet mavericks, they tend to ignore rules and authority whenever they feel like it. They would make excellent mathematicians, programmers, or professors.
#5 Match - The Scientist (INTJ)
They have a head for ideas and they are good at improving systems. Logical and strategic, they prefer for everything in their life to be organized. They tend to be a bit skeptical and they are both critical of themselves and of others. Independent and stubborn, they tend to only befriend those who are a lot like themselves. They would make excellent scientists, engineers, or programmers.
What is your Personality Type?
A-
You Have A Type A- Personality

You are one of the most balanced people around. Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want. You rule at success, but success does not rule you. When it is playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it is hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest by incorporating the best of both worlds.
Do you have a Type A Personality?
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. However, for you comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are 50% Left-Brained, 50% Right-Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you are left brained, then you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you are right brained, then you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
Your Thinking Style:
Primary - Modifying: Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You do not make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what is known and proven to what is new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability.
Secondary - Visioning: You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights. You focus on how things should be, even if you have not worked out the details. An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path. You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.
What is your Thinking Style?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking. You tend to take every new idea in and meld it with your world view. For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different. Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.
What Pattern is your Brain?
Your Dominant Intelligence Is Spatial / Visual
You have spatial intelligence! You are good at remembering pictures and are great with colors and design. You know where everything in your house is located generally like things nice and tidy.
People with this type of intelligence are able to perceive the world in three (or more?) dimensions. They can follow intricate inter-relationships and systems, especially networks. They are good at keeping track of the disposition of various items in space, which makes them good at reading maps and charts, creating plans and drawings, and solving puzzles and mazes. They have a good sense of direction utilizing landmarks. Their note taking or note making usually includes lots of "color" and imagery. They prefer reading material that is heavily illustrated, are inveterate doodlers, and have great perceptual and visualisation skills in drawing, especially where accuracy is often essential. People equipped with this intelligence easily undertake do-it-yourself activities or any kind of work that involves stripping down and reassembling components. In school, this intelligence leads to a preference of geometry over algebra.
Professions: Artists, Designers, Architects, City Planners, and more!
Of the Seven Types of Intelligence, Which is yours?
Your Dominant Intelligence Is Spatial Intelligence
You have got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids, and demonstrations help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.
Spatial Intelligence can be considered visual in nature but it does not require physical sight. It can develop in blind children. It gives us the ability to manipulate and create mental images in order to solve problems.
    You enjoy visualizing ideas and concepts in your mind You enjoy creating art forms in a variety of ways You enjoy performing arts and sports in a spatial sense You enjoy working with diagrams, maps, charts, and tables You enjoy music videos You enjoy puzzles in various dimensions
What kind of Intelligence do you have?
Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating
You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things. You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines. You should major in marketing, psychology, design, cognitive science, economics, or photography.
What should you Major in?
You Are An Artist
Watch out world! You are an artist. Filled with unlimited creativity, you help to make the world a more beautiful place. Keep doing what you do.
Artist 69%
Singer 25%
Dancer 19%
Musician 13%
Actor 13%
Writer 13%
What kind of artist are you?
Your Philosophy Is Classicism
Most prominent in ancient Greece and Rome, Classicism is one of the first great philosophical schools of thought. You believe that the universe is sensical, intelligible, and beautiful. You may want to hook-up with Aristotle or Plato because they share your sentiments. You are concerned with ethics, mathematics, and science in both a brainy and a personal way. You are smart and intelligent. You like to put these gifts to good use and do not feel intimidated by the daunting processes of logical proofs.
What Philosophy-In-A-Nutshell are you?
Your Intellectual Type Is Visionary Philosopher
This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.
What is your Classic I.Q.?
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You Are An Existentialist
Your life is guided by the Humanist concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life. If Man is to be free, then he must be responsible for everything he does. It is up to you to give life a meaning. I think; therefore, I am.
Justice: A concept involving the system of consequences which are naturally derived from any action or choice. Justice, in some form or another, affects all things in the universe. In the context of human actions, this means what individuals or groups actually deserve or merit, or are in some sense entitled to, according to their actions.
Kantianism: A theory of ethics that ascribes intrinsic value to rational beings and is the philosophical foundations of contemporary human rights and the extended ascription of intrinsic value to a wide spectrum of non-human natural entities, including ecosystems.
Hedonism: The doctrine that pleasure or happiness is the sole or chief good in life.
Utilitarianism: A theory of ethics that prescribes the quantitative maximization of good consequences for a population - "the greatest good of the greatest number". It is a form of consequentialism. Though some utilitarian theories might seek to maximize other consequences, these consequences generally have something to do with the welfare of people and sometimes nonhuman animals. For this reason, utilitarianism is often associated with the term welfarist consequentialism. It can be an effective way of defeating prejudices and selfishness.
Nihilism: A philosophical position which argues that the world and human existence is without objective meaning, purpose, comprehensible truth, or essential value. In addition, there is no reasonable proof of the existence of a higher ruler or creator, a true morality is unknown, and secular ethics are impossible; therefore, life has no truth and no action is known to be preferable to any other.
Existentialism 90%
Justice (Fairness) 70%
Kantianism 60%
Hedonism 60%
Utilitarianism 55%
Nihilism 50%
Strong Egoism 40%
Apathy 30%
Divine Command 0%
What philosophy do you follow?
You Are Most Like A Humanist
Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in theshort time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife and, therefore, are committed to making the world a betterplace for themselves and future generations.
20% Scientific
80% Reason-oriented
What religion are you most like?
You Are Most Like Einstein
You are a detached intellectual whose ideas will save or will destroy the world. You lead with your mind, exploring the unknown and helping to invent the future of mankind.
What Famous Leader are you?
You Were A Renaissance Painter
(just not this one)
Name: Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci
Parents: Vincier ser Piero and Catarina
(unmarried because she was "low born")
Siblings: 17 half brothers and sisters
Date of Birth: 15 April 1452
Place of Birth: probably Anchiano, Italy
(near Vinci, where he was christened)
Date of Death: 02 May 1519
Place of Death: Amboise, France
Cause of Death: probably complications from a stroke suffered in 1517,
aggravated by what should have been a minor illness
Age at Death: 67
Who were you in a past life?
Your Life Path Number Is 4
Your purpose in life is to build your vision. Even though you are artistic, you are also practical and responsible. You work hard, knowing that there are no shortcuts in life. You work for a better life for yourself and for those you love. Trustworthy and honest, you also demonstrate great courage. People can count on you. In love, you are a loyal and committed partner. You are the ideal spouse. You do not give up easily and have trouble knowing when to quit. Sometimes you can be too stubborn and unwilling to make changes, being too conservative at times, which means that you can miss out on good opportunities. In addition, remember that not everyone can be as passionate as you are or work as hard as you do, as disappointing as that is to you. It is best not to be too idealistic about others.
What is your Life Path Number?
You Are The Individualist
As a "4", you are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy plus dramatic and unpredictable. You are emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.
What Number are you?
Your Beauty Hides In Your Individuality
You are different from everyone else and everyone else knows it but they do not necessarily know why. The worst part of this is that everyone refuses to stop trying to change you. You do not know whether to just be yourself or put on some fake act or social mask just to get people off your back. While it is always best to be honest, you may be resentful that people are always trying to change your ways instead of improving their own ways. Do not let anything change you because in this world there is only one of you. Meanwhile, there are millions of people trying to portray themselves as something else just to keep everyone else happy.
Where is your Beauty hidden?
You Scored As One Intellectual Individual
You are a thinker. You see things from a very different prospective than the rest of the world. You probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, sculpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they do not understand. People are attracted to that, but there is a good chance you do not care.
One Intellectual Individual 88%
Earth-Child 75%
Not a Hippie 63%
New Age Hippie 50%
Original Hippie 50%
Pothead 25%
What type of Hippie are you?
You are most like the Archangel of Transformation. You like teaching and bringing the joy of learning to others. However, you have a very limited amount of patience for stupid people despite having an amazing amount of patience otherwise.
Uriel (Auriel / Oriel) is most well known as the "Regent of the Sun", the "Fire of God" (as in fire being transforming rather than punitive), or, much more recently, the "Light of God" in the Book of Revelation. (Note: This book is the most unlike of the other books in christian mythology and it is the most disputed. If it were a data point, then it would be ignored as an error and thrown out in the final analysis.) He calls forth the birds of the air to feast upon the fallen, among other things, and has dominion over Tartarus or Hades. The christian church (just one of hundreds of jewish cults left over from the fall of the Roman Empire) assimilated him as an "archangel" and kept him for centuries. However, the church tried to delete him from their records by 745 CE due to a growing (christian?) pagan obsession of the public with angels. The concept of an "angel" is an eastern one. The jews were aware of them but they did not start naming them until after the Second Babylonian Empire fell. The Babylonians, who were obsessive record keepers, were the ones who forced the jews to start writing down everything.
Pantheon Angelic
Element Earth
Planet Venus
Dominion Nature and Wisdom
Colors Gold and Black
Symbols Shield and Staff
Totems Birds - especially,
the Dove and Raven
Strongest Time
of the Year Yule
Strongest Time
of the Week Friday
Strongest Time
of the Day Night
Which Archangel are you most like?
You Are A Magical Angel
You tend to be the most timid but often the smartest. Mystical certainly describes you and you do have an air of mystery about you. You are like a magical being because you have the power to change peoples minds and make people reconsider when they decide the wrong things. You tend to be helpful and generous to those you think deserve it and are a very loyal friend. People admire you from afar.
Which Angel or Demon are you?
You Already Knew You Were A Dark Angelic
You expected this answer, did you not? You are similar to a Demon but slightly different in that you do not revel in evil - you revel in pleasure. Your wings resemble an Angel's but if that is so, then they are the wings of a Fallen Angel. Your love of sin caused you to be cast from the Heavens. Your wings are black as raven wings and are nearly as dark as your desires. You are faithless and love it. You believe that there is no Judgment Day to fear and so you can do what you want! You have a refined concept of what is sexy and a slightly chaotic sense of fun. In fact, you love chaos and view much of what you do as a game. You are typically attracted to those that will challenge your mind, power, and wit - "dangerous" people like you. It is not unlikely that you are bisexual or at least open to the concept, because you seek excitement and passion everywhere and in everyone. Chances are you have a special talent for magic - you are a powerful being and you know what you want. Like a Serpent of Eden you like to try your powers of seduction and manipulation, though your intent is rarely to cause harm. You have a deep, dark sense of art and/or poetry, because your mind is a deep, dark place. While typically smirking, amused, and sarcastic, you are capable of severe revenge and a passion and intensity unrivaled by any other. In your eyes life is for enjoyment and pleasure - nothing else. If you are not having fun in your own twisted way, you are not happy. You are easily bored with the vast majority of people. You are most likely drawn towards the Gothic subculture and probably adore Goth music, art, and style. Many people look down on your seemingly careless lifestyle and may even consider you slutty, which is not true. You just know you are sexy and you are damn proud of it. Dark Angels have an outlook most like Satanists - loving sin and looking to none but themselves for power.
Claim Your Wings - Pictures and Long Answers.
You Have Black Angel Wings
You are very troubled and sad but do not give up hope yet. Even when you think you are lost in the dark, there will always be light. The darkness could not exist without the light. If you try looking at things in a more positive light, then maybe that could help. Do not just look at the dark side of things, you need to look at the light side too or life just will not be enjoyable. You probably stay away from people and want death to just come to you. You probably hold your emotions inside.
Copyrighted Angel Image by M.W. Kaluta
What Color Angel Wings do you have?
You Are A Fallen Angel
You are caught between good and evil and between joy and sorrow. You have drastic ups and downs. You are mostly very sad but cannot help it. You hide your true self from others fearing what they may think. Your not a bad person but your not a good person either. You are just caught between something, possibly anything, but it is causing you great pain. As a fallen angel, you are sorrowful and confused.
What tortured or mystic soul are you?
You Are Most Like A Psi Dragon
You knew you would get this result did you not? The psi dragon is more like a spirit or a ghost of dragon. You have the sixth sense of premonition and knows things before they happen, hence giving you an advantage over most of your adversaries. You feel that you are smarter and significantly better then all others.
Copyrighted Dragon Image by Don Ed Hardy
What Dragon species are you?
A Dragon Is In Your Soul
You are very wise and people come to you for advice. However, you feel misunderstood as a person and feel out of place, in both time and space. You can be very emotional and extremely empathic. You do not like to have a lot of people around you because of all of their emotional "noise". Except for two or three close friends, you keep everyone else "out of range" so you can have some peace. Because of your intelligence, you have the power to identify problems and find solutions. Unfortunately, you always try to solve problems by yourself, even though you may not be in a position to do so, which is a major source of frustration. You may be wise but nobody can solve all problems, all the time, alone. Therefore, try not to keep everyone at bay and be willing to ask for help when you need it. Problems can be easier to solve that way.
What Mystical Creature is in your soul?
You Are The Dragon
A dragon, in western lore, is a giant reptile with wings. It usually has the capability to breathe fire. The dragon symbolizes immense power, physical strength, and courage. The dragon has also been a symbol of wisdom and of protection. Dragons may also appear to be greedy as many a tale depict them as keepers of vast hordes of treasure.
Which Mythical Creature resides in your soul?
You Are A Water Dragon
Like ice dragons, you are extremely powerful but you show it more often. You are a leader and like to speak your opinion. In addition, you are charming, swift, and great at dancing. You enjoy getting stuck in the rain, playing with friends, and swimming anywhere!
What Elemental Dragon are you?
You Are A Dark Unicorn
Unlike Pure Unicorns, you belong with the satanic herd but do not panic, this just means you tend to brood a lot over things. You are incredibly smart. You often find yourself misunderstood and you have a need to break free from "the norms". You like to be alone but feel comfortable with other like you. A darker side lurks below the surface.
Which Mythical Creature are you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Love is a Force of Nature

Your Eyes Should Be Hazel
(They Really Are Hazel)
Hazel eyes reflect intellectuality and sensuality. However, hazel eyes hide the art of subtle manipulation. People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They do not enjoy pet names and they do not care what people think or say about them. However, they are very satisfying and love to please. They can exceed your pleasure expectations. They are very laid back, chilled out, love to just hang out and be around.

What Color should your Eyes be?

Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others. You are the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!

What is your Hidden Talent?

Your Brain Is 67% Male
You have a male brain. Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts. While your emotions do sway you sometimes, you never like to get feelings too involved.

What Gender Is Your Brain?

You Are Left Brained In Love
Cool and clearheaded, you tend not to get swept away and are dependable and trustworthy. Able to look at things objectively, you are honest and direct in relationships to the point of abject bluntness. You are good at solving relationship problems. You rely on standards when picking a man and are ready to compete for your sweetie's heart. Articulate and witty, you are a good conversationalist. You think superficial, overly romantic displays are a waste of time. You prefer a few serious boyfriends as opposed to many flings. You notice all of the details about your guy - good and bad.

Are you Right Brained or Left Brained in Love?

You Are A Scientist
Scientists believe in constant growth in their relationships and strive for independence for themselves and their partners. They are constantly engaged in 'fix-up' projects to improve the overall quality of their lives and relationships. They take their commitments seriously but are open to redefining their vows, if they see something which may be an improvement over the existing situation. Scientists are not likely to be "touchy-feely" or overly affectionate with their partners. They may seem at times be somewhat insensitive to their partner's emotional needs. However, scientists are very capable and intelligent individuals who strive to always be their very best and be moving in a forward direction. If they apply these basic rules to their personal relationships, they are likely to enjoy happy and healthy interaction with those around them.

You are naturally compatible with: Inspirers and Visionaries.

What is Your Personality Profile?

You Are 26 Years Old
20-29: You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel excited about what is to come ... love, work, and new experiences.

What Age do you act?

Your Ideal Relationship Is Friends-With-Benefits
You are not looking for anything serious ... just something hot and your little black book (or cell phone) always hooks you up. You want nothing more than friends with benefits - no strings. You also do not mind benefits without the friendship!

What is your Ideal Relationship?

When You Do Fall In Love ... You Fall Hard
You fall in love quickly and easily and very often. You give completely and unconditionally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you are with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and do not try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you are not loved in return.

How are you in Love?

You Are Wuthering Heights
You are dramatic and romantic and finding true love is your main passion in life.

What Classic Movie are you?

You Are Attracted To Those Who Are Unbridled, Untrammeled, and Free
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You would do anything for love but you will not fall for it easily. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward and you are told that you are loved. You would like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful and that you will never change. However, you want a relationship that looks to the future and one that can grow with you. Your ideal relationship is lasting.

If you could get married, then you think of marriage as something precious. You would treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. However, you would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

What are the Keys to your Heart?

You Are Attracted To The Tough Kind Of Guy
You Scored: 65% Masculine, 70% Athletic, 18% Exotic, and 43% Refined, overall. You love men, you love testosterone, and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He is not what you might bring home to mom but I do not think it really matters - he is hot!

This test tracked four variables as to how you compared to other people your age and gender:

Masculine You scored higher than 99%
Athletic You scored higher than 99%
Exotic You scored higher than 99%
Refined You scored higher than 99%

What type of Man turns you on?

You Attract The Jay-Psycho Kind Of Guy
He will kill any guy that looks at you funny or checks you out. If you are lucky, then he will just slap you around emotionally. He is convinced that you are cheating on him whether you are or not.

What kind of guys do you attract?

You Attract Rednecks
Maybe it is that Nascar T-shirt, the scent of diesel fuel on you, or the grease under your fingernails but you attract rednecks. If you enjoy listening to Skynard CD's on infinite repeat, lots of mullet-wearing freinds, air-guitar, giving or taking the occasional beating, and watching a lot of wrestling on TV, then you are all set. If you are looking for depth and less drama, you definitely need to change something ... and soon.

Rednecks 42%
Yuppies 36%
Artsy People 34%
Unstable People 29%
Models 29%
Geeks 23%
What type of person do you attract?

You Are Looking For A Regular Guy
You know the old joke: "I am not gay but my boyfriend is." I have been that boyfriend for more than several of those "not gay" guys. I am very flexible in my tastes. If you have to pin me down on some attribute, then I would have to say, "Wounded Beauty".

I am not really not looking for a "relationship" but I really will not walk away from one, if it happens. Relationships always seem to happen when you are not looking for them, anyway.

I like guys who like being guys, who act like guys, and who like being with other guys, sexually and/or otherwise. I like blue-collar guys (construction workers, truckers, bikers, mechanics, etc.) and hi-tech rednecks the most but I am flexible. I grew up on a working farm (beef cattle, pigs, poultry, horses, etc.) so rural, country, cowboy guys are good. Military is good too; since that farm was and I still live outside of an Aberdeen Proving Grounds - Edgewood Arsenal Army Base. Jocks, especially strength athletes (powerlifters, weightlifters, bodybuilders, field athletes, etc.) are good because of what I used to do in my previous lifetime (strength coach, athletic trainer, personal trainer, fitness specialist, lifeguard, etc. in Baltimore City and Harford County) before being disabled. Guys with ink (tattoos) and metal (piercings) are a real big plus.

Guys around my own age, plus or minus five to ten years. Older is OK if your mind and personality is not set in stone. Younger is OK if you can think, are legal, and are not looking for a sugar-daddy. I refuse to contribute to the population of legacy children - get a job or get a degree. In either event, I tend to be protective like an older brother or a father figure. I will try not to intentionally run your life. After all, I not so good at running my own.

I am not particularly interested in gender benders such as fems, queens (dragging, flaming, or raging), cross-dressers, transvestites, or male-to-female trans-sexuals. Although, a female-to-male trans like Buck Angel (muscles, tattoos, piercings, and a strap-on attitude) might be interesting.

As long as things stay casual, age, race, looks, orientation, etc. are not particularly important. As an artist, people with an interesting "look" tend to get my attention but I do not have a type per se. Personally, I really like redheaded guys with green eyes but I have always been involved, seriously and/or otherwise, with dark haired guys with dark eyes - go figure. So, the only thing that could become an issue if I were to get serious with another guy again would be orientation. Then again, maybe not since you will always be the "pitcher" and I will always be the "catcher". It is not by choice or inclination; it is the reality of the situation.

Cyber sex and phone sex do not particularly interest me. Do not get me wrong, I am interested in getting laid and I do enjoy a good show but what is the point of having disembodied sex? I would rather have the real deal and make the actual connection if only for a fleeting moment.

You Are A Normal Guy
You are just your average Joe going through life like normal and do not even notice your own hotness.

What type of Guy are you?

You Will Marry The Boy Next Door
You will marry the boy next door! Sweet, cute, funny, and caring. What more could you ask for?

What type of guy will you marry?

You Are The Committed Gay Man
If you had a mate, then you would love it. You would not need anyone else but him. You would be his every night and no one else's. Feel sorry for the other guys because once this one is taken, he is taken body and soul!

What kind of gay man are you (for gay men only)?

You Are A Straight-Acting Gay
Hey, you are on the straight and narrow but still enjoy a good looking guy with good cold beer.

You are also a big bear - so, either go scare them or cuddle them.

Straight Acting 70%
A Big Bear 70%
Raging Queer 50%
S&M Guy 30%
The all-round cute gay guy 30%
Straight 10%
Straight Queer Basher 10%
What type of Gay are you?

You Seem To Be Both Mr. Butch Masculine Queer and Gay White Trash

You are pretty much be straight except that you like men. Sometimes you try to hard to look, act, and be masculine but most of the time it is natural. You would be every fairy bottom's dream man, if you were a top.

and

You are shunned by all of the gay world. You probably smell (like a man) because you do not waste your money on fancy colognes and, if you had to do some serious ass kissing, the last ass on this planet you would kiss would be that of some queen working behind a fragrance counter for a free sample. You are probably ugly because you do not waste your money on all those trips to spas and salons. WOW! What a surprise, none of the faggots like you because even if you did have a rat's ass, you would not give it to know what is supposedly hot in fashion, interior design, or divas.

What kind of Queer are you?

You Scored As A Bottom In Denial
(You scored a 55 Bottom!)
You are a bottom. You tell everyone that you are versitile, but that is bullshit. When you get a little older and discover how good it is being a bottom and you get over the stigma attached to your bottom-hood. You too will experience the true joy of being a bottom.

How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored highter than 83% on Bottom 82
I am already older and I sort of had to get over being a bottom since I am differently abled.

What is your score on the Bottom or Top Test?

You Are A Top
(Well, I used to be.)
You give it and you give it good! You must have a massive dick and/or can fuck for hours. You and the bottoms get along well, too. However, you also take a stand and keep the bottoms in line. You let them know who is the dominant male. Not only are you packing big time but you look good as hell, as well. Keep it up, I am proud of you!

Are you a top, a bottom, or a versatile? (Gays and Bisexuals Only!)

You Scored An Average Of 5.62
Summary: The idea of this exercise is to understand exactly how dynamic a person's sexual orientation can be, as well as how fluid it can be over a person's lifespan. While a person's number of actual homo/heterosexual encounters may be easy to categorize, their actual orientation may be completely different. Simple labels like "homosexual", "heterosexual", and "bisexual" need not be the only three options available to us.

This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale:

0 = exclusively heterosexual
1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual
2 = predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 = equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 = predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 = predominantly homosexual, incidentally heterosexual
6 = exclusively homosexual

0 1 2 3 4 5 6
How do you score on the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid?

Homosexual
According to my answers, it is likely that I identify as homosexual according to The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality. It was devised by Larry Kurdek, B. Berkey and T. Perelman-Hall. It is an extension of the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid. The Scale recognizes that sexual identities can change over time, that people can identify with more than one sexual identity, and that asexuality is a valid sexual identity. The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality was published in the "Journal of Homosexuality" in 1990.

Complete Set of Results

Asexual 0
Concurrent bisexual 0
Heterosexual 0
Heterosexual with some homosexuality 0
Homosexual 5
Homosexual with some heterosexuality 0
Past heterosexual, currently homosexual 0
Past homosexual, currently heterosexual 0
Sequential bisexual 0
How do you score on The Multidimensional Scale of Sexuality?

You scored -42
(-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

As of right now, you are interested in the same sex. You have very little to no sexual interest in the opposite sex. If you are sexually inexperienced at this point, then it is possible that you have latent heterosexual tendencies that you have not yet discovered.

The Sexuality Spectrum Test

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You are the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble but you still remain socially acceptable. You are a pretty bad driver and you are dancing could also use a little work!

What Drug is your personality like?

You Are Beer
You are cheap and dirty. You can be had by the pint. I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What Alcoholic Drink are you?

You Are A Pint Of Guinness
Rowdy, social, eclectic, and protective. You have been seen in a few bar brawls (voted most likely to be in a bar fight) but never anything you could not handle.

What type of Alcoholic Beverage are you?

Your Prince Is Jake Gyllenhaal

He loves to be himself and so do you. You guys were meant for each other.

Who Is your Prince?

Your Celebrity Match Is Colin Farrell
You like your men to have an accent and to be funny - among other things (like being hung like a horse and uncut).

What is your celebrity match?

Your Celebrity Boyfriend Would Be Hugh Jackman
He may look rough, tough, and insensitive but really he is a super sweetheart. Just do not ever tell him about your enemies ... they might just "mysteriously" disappear. In addition, he is way, way HOT!

Who would be your Celebrity Boyfriend?

You Have A Sexual IQ Of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience and sex interests so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

What is your Sexual IQ?

You Scored As Exciting
You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out, and you know it. Whether it is in an airplane or on the back of a bus, sex with you is always exciting.

Exciting 94%
Hot 69%
Wet 63%
Soft 56%
Awkward 44%
Violent 44%
Sweet 31%
Shy 31%
What is your Sexual Style?

You Are Lust?
Sexy! However, they say that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. You have sex on the brain and it does not stay just there for long. Passionate, fiery, and most certainly confident - you are a fun loving, spontaneous person who is always up for a laugh. Unfortunately, people have trouble keeping up with you. You are sex crazy and perhaps need to tone it down a bit and learn a little self control! But hey, congratulations on being the sexiest red hot Deadly Sin out of all the Seven.

Which of The Seven Deadly Sins are you?

You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you have not yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though, you are on your way to world domination.

How evil are you?

You Scored As True Neutral
A True Neutral person has two faces - either these people are merely apathetic, preferring to focus their minds on more important things or these people truly believe in a balance of all things. To these people, there can be no light without some darkness. These people also have no dedication to or intrinsic distrust of laws.

True Neutral 85%
Neutral Good 60%
Chaotic Neutral 55%
Chaotic Good 55%
Lawful Good 55%
Neutral Evil 50%
Chaotic Evil 35%
Lawful Neutral 30%
Lawful Evil 25%
What is your Alignment?

Your Deadly Sins
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.

Wrath 40%
Greed 20%
Lust 20%
Sloth 20%
Envy 0%
Gluttony 0%
Pride 0%
Chance You Will Go To Hell 14%
How sinful are you?

You Are Only 28% Asshole
You may think that you are an asshole or a bitch but the truth is that you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you but most of the people you meet like you.

How much of an Asshole or a Bitch are you?

You Are A Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new a new technique, a new partner, a new piercing, a new ...

Your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable. There is no saying where your tongue or hands will go.

What kind of kisser are you?

Your Seduction Style Is That Of A Rake

You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you ... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

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