9 words woman say and the true meaning! |
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 05:36:00 GMT |
Women Are The Boss |
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing gol...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:39:00 GMT |
When Women Drink Too Much! |
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND? 3. WE'VE SUDD...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 17:22:00 GMT |
Lone Ranger |
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three Da...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
Three Women In Mexico |
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:32:00 GMT |
Parrot! |
An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem, that she could put him on her shoulder and ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:18:00 GMT |
RedNecks During Road Block |
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:34:00 GMT |
RedNeck Story |
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 15:52:00 GMT |
The Blonde's Year In Review |
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to printlabels.....duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!March - Got excited...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:26:00 GMT |
Anyone want to buy a Lexus?? |
At the Lexus Dealership .
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked overto inspect it. As she bent forwa...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:17:00 GMT |
