I will return any item, if unsatisfied- even if it's not mine. it doesn't stop there- oh no. I will rescue stray animals anywhere in the GTA provided they are cute, feline and needing companionship. If need be, I will house such acquired pets with my roommate immediately upon the first night of rest at the new dwelling space, and ignore all pleas of "but my boyfriend is severely allergic, he can never stay here now!" and "but, the landlord's daughter has aAStHmA!", to entertain the cat's ultimate comfort. But I digress, did I mention that my landlord's daughter has aAsThMa?".More about me.....I'm a clown (professionally and socially), I like tacos, I run shit, I own shit, I sell all aforementioned shit, and I work at Footwork. I work there with some chick named Spooge. Who has a name like that anyway? What would Lee Osborne say? Ian Guthrie once said that we (Spooge and I) looked mysteriously happy. Fukthat!If you haven't figured out who I really am yet, please use this model to guide you: ..
I am funny (on my own- ahem), but not funny looking. Unless you're looking at me funny. Oh, and once I puked on a wall (a bunk-bed actually). It's all good, I was drunk. And so should you.I love to ride snowboards, and do ollies and stuff. It's radical.I'm great: References available upon request.
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